Welcome! Make yourself comfortable for Chapter 2 is now here! Arigatou to all reviewers (Okay, the gig is up: Merci just to kusotebayou! Well, let's get to it then.

Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC or any of it's characters. (Would I be posting fanfics here if I did?)

Chapter 1 summary –

Being sick of the twins, Haruhi suggested to go berry picking. Now, the Host Club are on their way to the orchard. Little does she know that things are going to get a little quirky…

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What… What happened? Where am I? And why do I feel a bit… revealing?

Haruhi awoke to find herself propped up on a chair. She was confused for a second and then went on to see that she was wearing a very nearly transparent bikini. As she stood up to find her uniform, the doors to the room flung open. Standing in the doorway was, who but Hikaru, Kaoru and Tamaki. Haruhi, too caught in finding her uniform didn't notice until Tamaki coughed to signify their appearance.

"Aaaaaaargh! Get out! Get out!" The twins had really outdone themselves this time. And even Tamaki wasn't able to save her from herself. Thankfully, the trio were too gobsmacked to notice the slamming door until it was too late.

What were they thinking! This thing is so thin, I feel like I'm wearing two strands of string! They are so going to pay.

"You didn't notice their hanging mouths then?"

You again? And of course I noticed it. When I slammed the door on them, that is.

"You know why? Because they think you're cute. Aren't you glad?"

No, I'm not. Why would I? They're annoying and I'm annoyed at them. End of story.

"So why are you blushing?"

I'm… I'm not blushing… I'm just flustered. That's all.

"There's no use trying to lie to me. I'm you remember? Not only that, I know you inside out and I know that you're trying to hide your real emotions for a special someone in the Host Club"

I can't argue with myself!

"What do you call this then?"

I'm just two faced.

"Yeah right."

Shut up!

"Technically, I'm just in your head, not talking."

Go away.

"I really can't. I'm here until you're sure of yourself."

And you're saying I'm not? I may owe a tonne of money that I don't have and have to work for a host club but I am totally 100 sure that I am sure of myself.

"Explain why I'm here then."

Well… You must be some the result of my stress. The exams are seriously giving me wrinkle lines.

"I've noticed."

"Haruhi, we're coming in!" Tamaki sung. Thankfully, while Haruhi had been having a conversation with herself, she had sub-consciously found her clothes in the drawer and had put them on. When the doors flung open again, Haruhi thought intently.

"Hang on! If I was changed into this thing, and I was out of it. You must have… must have… You disgusting perverts! I'm going to kill you!" Haruhi was red with rage as she picked up a nearby vase. The three stuttered to try to explain while running away, but she wouldn't take any of it.

"We… We were outside and the pant pant…"

"Daughter! I promise you I didn't violate you. Take my word… Please don't hurt me!"

"The maids.. Don't you remember the… maids? They changed you…"

Haruhi stopped. A sweatdrop formed on the side of her face.

"You know what? I'd bet that you were actually more worried about Tamaki seeing you naked than that they changed you without your consent. Don't worry, I'm always awake and I see everything. I would have warned you if anything… happened."

You knew!?! Why didn't you tell me in the first place?

"It didn't seem necessary. As I said, nothing happened. And plus, that embarrassed, fuming look is priceless."

Do I really look that bad when I'm angry?

The voice let out a snort so exaggerated that Haruhi could almost see the voice gaffawing at her.

"Bad? You should really check in the mirror next you go on a rampage again. And to add to that, whenever you sprint, your nose flares up. Trust me, tt's not a good look."

"Haruhi, we're going to the orchard soon. Wear this." The twins held up a pink tank top magically connected to tight, black jeans.

"I cannot allow her to wear that. As her father, I do not give you permission to get that even one step closer. And besides, someone might see her in that and her secret might get out."

"Fine. And you're not my father, senpai." Tamaki went into foetal position in the corner. Haruhi was blunt as ever. As he consoled himself, Haruhi and the twins chatted as she walked to the changing room.

"Don't worry, we've got security guards looking out for us."

"Good. Does this thing have a jacket or what?"

"Awwee, you ruin everything. We wanted to see you in the top! And guess who else does?" The twins teased her. Haruhi blushed. Who else knew about the tank top but Tamaki?

"See? You do like Tamaki! Why would you be red as a tomato otherwise?"

It's the… summer heat…

"It's autumn."

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"Haruhi! You look fantastic!" Tamaki was back to his old self again. Haruhi had settled with the pink leather jacket (aside from the fact that is showed as much belly button as the tank top) and the twins were in their rugged yet fancy attire. Tamaki, with his enthusiasm for commoners, wore something only commoners would wear, smartly hidden in the most expensive brands known. They got into the limo and set on their way to meet up with the rest of the Host Club. Little did they know of what was to happen...

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Well, that's chapter 2! I hope it's not bad, I think it's a bit short. Are the characters too OOC? The next chapter, we will finally get to the orchard where the action happens. Read about how Haruhi drives herself crazy (almost) and how her feelings for Tamaki bloom. How do their feelings come out? Find out in the next chapters.

-Just a note for twinsxHaruhi lovers: Not going to happen. They're just friends in this fic.-

Please review, I need feed back! Thankies to those of you who do. (You make the time to write this fic worthwhile:) Over and out,

Kaykay325