I give full credit to anyone who ever made a chatting story. Pinefur of DragonClan, Brambleclaw's babe, etc. They're fun to write. This chapter isn't really a chapter, you could skip it and not miss anything.
Awesome Authoress has logged on
Awesome Authoress: Dang! I can't think of how to write the next bit! Did you know I'm going to write a sequel to this story?
Star of Ice has logged on
Star of Ice: Heyy! Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup?
Awesome Authoress: Suddup! You're my cat form, so you must have proper English!
Star of Ice: Sheesh! Okay, okay, chatspeak is fun!
Dark Wings has logged on
Dark Wings: Uh oh…
Awesome Authoress: What?
Star of Ice: Yeah, what?
Dark Wings: There are two she-cats here! And the same…err… I think….
Glinting Fang has logged on
Glinting Fang: hi peopls
Awesome Authoress: Why do all these cats have bad grammar?
Glinting Fang: i dunno. Every1s comin to chat soon.
Star of Ice: Sunfang! Why do you have such poor grammar?
Glinting Fang: i nevr took typin skool.
Fawn-y fur has logged on
Moon that shines through clouds has logged on
I am Spottednose has logged on
Dark Wings: Mooncloud, why do you have a Tribe name?
Awesome Authoress: I couldn't think of anything else.
I am Spottednose: Fawnpelt, my paw hurts!
Fawn-y fur: Where?
I am Spottednose: Made ya look! –runs far away-
Fawn-y fur: Come back here!
I am Spottednose has logged off
Fawn-y fur has gone to hunt Spottednose down
Dark feathers has logged on
Dark wings: You copied my name!
Dark Feathers: What's ur point?
Dark Wings: It's my name!
Star of Ice: Stop bickering! I'm getting a headache.
Dark Feathers: -Glares at Dark Wings-
Dark Wings: -Glares right back-
Awesome Authoress: STOP GLARING!!!!
Lightning in sky has logged on
Thunder over the land has also logged on
Star of Ice: I don't recall giving the apprentices computers!
Awesome Authoress: I don't recall giving any of you computers!
Lightning in sky: And your point is?
Thunder over the land: We just used the student lab!
Star of Ice: Oh…you could have told me that!
Awesome Authoress: How come you two don't use chatspeak?
Lightning in sky: It's evil!
Thunder over the land: And we took online typing lessons.
Star of Ice: Weren't you two supposed to be helping the elders?
Lightning in sky has logged off to hide
Thunder over the land logged off also
Star of Ice: Annoying kits! I should really punish them.
Awesome Authoress: Totally.
Crazy Flames has logged on
Crazy Flames: Wazzup babe?
Awesome Authoress: Eep!
Star of Ice: Eep!
Dark Wings: Who's that?
Dark Feathers: Yeah, who?
Star of Ice: Well, he's the cat who…err…
Awesome Authoress: I wouldn't tell them that.
Dark Feathers: Huh?
Dark Wings: Huh?
Crazy Flames: MUH HA HA HA!
Awesome Authoress: How'd ya get a computer?
Star of Ice: Yeah, how'd you get a computer?
Crazy Flames: Beats me! But now, I have come to collect.
Awesome Authoress: Here's 80 cents. Go buy me a Twinkie.
Crazy Flames: I don't wanna! I don't wanna!
Awesome Authoress: But I'm the Authoress, you have to do what I say!
Crazy Flames has logged off tap-dancing while rubbing his stomach and patting his head singing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" because Awesome Authoress willed him to do so.
Dark Feathers: Coolio.
Dark Wings: Totally!
Crazy Flames has logged back on
Crazy Flames: Here's your twinkie. It's a three pack.
Awesome Authoress: Thanks! –devours it with a wild expression- I never really like twinkies.
Crazy Flames: Then why did you ask me to get it for you?!?
Awesome Authoress: I don't like you. I pity you. But I don't like you. Go away.
Star of Ice: Wow, same here!
Crazy Flames: What?! I thought you loved me!
Dark Wings: WHAT?!
Dark Feathers: Ooh! –Eats popcorn-
Awesome Authoress: I will take this moment to say something I have always wanted to say: Flame Rising sucks. There. I said it.
Flame Rising has logged on
Flame Rising: I do not, you b-otch!
Awesome Authoress: Quick Icestar, call your clan!
Star of Ice: Yo, clan, Authoress wants you all on the computers pronto!
Tail of a fox has logged on
Bushy fur has logged on
I'm not stupid has logged on
Stream full of fish has logged on
A Wolf's tooth has logged on
Marked heart has logged on
Black Soaring Hawk has logged on
Pouring Gray Rayne has logged on
Setting Heart has logged on
Flowering Calico has logged on
Fang dripping with Venom has logged on
Claws of a Lion has logged on
Watery fur has logged on
Lightning in the Sky has logged on
Thunder over the land has logged on
Frost has logged on
Snow has logged on
Flying Trees has logged on
Feet of a Rabbit has logged on
Scarred Face has logged on
I'm a dead apprentice has logged on
Blowing Blizzard has logged on
I have no claws has logged on
Wind in my ears has logged on
Falling gold has logged on
I rolled in mint has logged on
The most beautiful rose has logged on
Sweetness logged on
Dawning cloud has logged on
Azure face has logged on
Star of Fire has logged on
Burning Ambition has logged on
Fawn-y fur has logged on
Moon that shines through clouds has logged on
I am Spottednose has logged on
Awesome Authoress: Charge my kitties! CHARGE!
All except Flame Rising, Star of Fire, Crazy Flames, and Burning Ambition: -Attack Flame Rising, and Crazy Flames- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Star of Ice: Wtf? Burning Ambition and Star of Fire, you've never been in ScarClan!
Burning Ambition: ….
Star of Ice: Who's Star of Fire?
Star of Fire: I dunno, I found this chat room.
Dark Feathers: HI! I'm going to bed, and these computers are very strange.
Dark Wings: Yeah. Who's Burning Ambition? Someone I should know about?
Star of Fire: Yes! He's-
Sandy Storm has logged on
Sandy Storm: Go back to bed! You have a very long day tomorrow!
Star of Fire: Okay…Later!
Sandy Storm has logged off
Star of Fire has logged off
Burning Ambition: I never need to sleep. It's bo-ring!
Burning Ambition has logged off to whine at other people
Blowing Blizzard: yeah, we should get going. It's hard making prophecies rhyme!
Azure Face: Yeah, bibi!
Blowing Blizzard has logged
off to make prophecies
Azure Face has logged off to help
Dawning Cloud has logged off to run around
I rolled in Mint: See you, honey!
Star of Ice: Bye, mum, see you later.
I rolled in Mint has logged off
I'm a dead apprentice: See ya, sis! Say hi to ma!
I'm a dead apprentice has logged off
Feet of a rabbit: Bye-bye, Snowbird! I'll see you in your dreams!
Setting Heart: OMG! RABBITFOOT, NO!!
Feet of a rabbit has logged off
Dark Wings: The apprentices should be getting to bed, don't you think?
Awesome Authoress: If I want them to.
Apprentices: NOOOOOO!!! –All log off-
Star of Ice: That was quick.
Dark Feathers: Totally.
Tail of a fox has logged off to sleep
Bushy fur has logged off to sleep
Stream full of fish has logged off to "sleep"
A Wolf's tooth has logged off to party
Marked heart has logged off to keep the annoying brats from parting
Black Soaring Hawk has logged off to find her kit
Pouring Gray Rayne has logged off to hide from her mother
Setting Heart has logged off to sob
Flowering Calico has logged off to talk to her sister
Fang dripping with Venom has logged off to eat a mouse
Claws of a Lion has logged off to talk to Icestar
Watery fur has logged off to bask in the joy of existing again
Flying Trees has logged off to clean his ears
Scarred Face has logged off to complain at the apprentices
I have no claws has logged off to sit and stare at the wall
Wind in my ears has logged off to help find Raynekit
Star of Ice: Seems Lionclaw wants to talk to me, better see to that.
Dark Wings: Uhh…I'm going to sleep.
Star of Ice has logged off to hide from Lionclaw
Dark Wings has logged off to try to figure out who Star of Fire is
Awesome Authoress: Anything you want to talk about?
Dark Feathers: Uhhh…why'dcha give me an apprentice?
Awesome Authoress: Because you're cool.
Dark Feathers: Coolio!
Dark Feathers has logged off to log off
Optimistically Challenged has logged on
Optimistically Challenged: hey
Awesome Authoress: hey
Optimistically Challenged: seriously
Awesome Authoress: yes
Optimistically Challenged : kewlz g2g
Awesome Authoress: kk
Optimistically Challenged: Why were u chattin w/ cats?
Awesome Authoress: No reason.
Optimistically Challenged has logged off to contemplate life and the Beatles
Awesome Authoress just got inspiration, so she has logged off.
Opimistically Challenged is my friend from school, or Woof is Woof. Either or.
Uhh...if you can name every characer and who they are in the story, you'll get a sneak peek into Of Daffodils and Darkness. Again. Wheee!
Aneis