Author's Note: Hooray, the long awaited musical number! Sorry, no special guests. I couldn't seem to fit them in. The layout of the Outbreak scenario made it hard to fit in this last musical number, but hey, it got done. I hope you like this, because I really tried, though I'm not sure it turned out to be the best chapter yet. Meh..
P.S: So we don't jump straight into song this chapter I'll let you know I'm recycling like, 2 lines from the end of last chapter and adding them to the beginning of this one..
Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil or the characters, or the song Downtown.
Outbreak: The Musical
Act I: Outbreak
Scene III: Downtown
Part II
Alyssa jumps up and stumbles backward quickly.
Alyssa: He's turning! NO!
Kevin springs up and begins singing, as the others chime in against their will
Kevin: When you hear moans, and all the undead are roaming, you can always go,
All: Downtown!
They rush down the tunnel and towards the ladder.
Kevin: No time to worry! Up the ladder! Now! Hurry! Safety's there, I know!
All: Downtown!
At the top of the ladder:
Kevin: Holy shit! I can talk freely now! Thank God!
Yoko: Yeah, but the music's still playing.. is the song over?
George: My best guess would be that this is some sort of musical interlude..
Alyssa pushes past George and Kevin...
Alyssa: Who gives a shit? There's a cop over there and a police van! That's my ticket outta this hellhole!
Mark: Don't yah mean OUR ticket outta this hellhole?
Alyssa: Well, if you can fit your fat ass in the van with all of us, then by all means...
The list of people who want to eviscerate Alyssa then strangle her with her own intestines has now increased by one. But it turned out not to matter, because, sure enough, Mark's fat ass didn't fit in the van along with the others, and he was left behind.
IN THE VAN:
Cindy: That was so mean of the author!
Yoko: Well, to be honest, Mark really didn't do anything for the plot..
Jim: Is it time for my token three-some lines yet?
Kevin shrugs.
Kevin: Yeah, why not?
Jim: Word, This outbreak be totally whack, fo' sho! And Yo, check dis' sh-
David: Alright, that's enough.
George: But if I'm correct, that was only two and a half lines...
Kevin: Yeah, but he only gets three per chapter, and he should save one just in case he needs to ask for a first aid spray, or something.
David: Actually I was just getting tired of hearing him talk...
Kevin: Right... anyway... yeah, poor Mark...
Alyssa: Pfft! Whatever, sucks to be him...
Suddenly the music gets louder, and Dorian, the van driver, starts singing
Alyssa: Correction.. Sucks to be us...
Everyone nods in morbid agreement
Dorian: Just listen to the silence, there's no traffic in the city. And look, another road block! Holy crap, your luck is shitty! Get out and walk..
The van, now stopped, unloads it's passengers, after they stock up on weapons, and they head up the stairway, then across the bridge, as David watches the zombies devour two cops, while one chickenshit gets away, he reflects his thoughts out loud..
David: The cops are so useless here..
Cindy: I miss how life was before this,
Kevin: ...and I miss my beer.
Yoko rolls her eyes.
Yoko: Let's go down there,
Show the undead a fight,
Down there
Blow them all up tonight
Then we'll
Find a way outta this town!
(There's a long pause as the song ends)
Alyssa: Fuck that. Let's go back and threaten to kill Dorian with our new weapons if he doesn't drive us out of here.
David: But... what about the sawhorses?
Dorian comes up to greet them.
Dorian: Ahh there you all are.
Alyssa readies her shotgun.
Alyssa: Now you listen here..
Dorian: Guess what? I just realized that I can pick up sawhorses and move them! Who'd-a thunk it?
Cindy: George, maybe, cuz he's so smart... and hot..
George: Oh, Cindy...
They move towards each other, but are interrupted by Yoko.
Yoko: Wait, WAIT, do you mean we can get out of here?
Dorian: Actually, yeah..
Ecstatic, they all hurry back down the stairs and into the van, riding off into the horizon, and the end of the scenario.
Jim: Whooo! We's alive! Raise da roof up in dis biyatch!
Smack
Kevin: That's it, from now on, you only get two lines every chapter!
To Be Continued... (But then again, so was File 2... MUAHAHAHAHA!)
Anyway, Yes I might continue this, but I'm not sure right now. Not many people seem to care, but meh... If I do, I hope you loyal readers will stick by this story with reviews and stuff, you know? Give me a reason to write more? Oh well, til next time
Your favorite moron,
ResidentChevy