Roy began to call for help, and eventually somebody came to help him. It was Envy! splendid.
" Hiya Roy! Why are you in a hole?" Envy asked.
Roy grumbled about not meaning to fall down the hole and then said.
" Will you please help me out of this pit? I'm stuck." he begged.
Envy looked angry. " Why should I help YOU? What did YOU ever do for ME? NOTHING! That's what! Nothing! Zip! nada! Zilch!"
Roy looked annoyed. Envy looked happy. Maes Hughes looked dead. Slinko looked evil.
Envy got an idea.
" Hey Roy, You're the colonel aren't you?" He...she...um...Envy asked.
Roy nodded. " Yeah, so what? My military rank has nothing to do with anything right now! Help me get outta this hole!" He yelled.
Envy smiled evilly. Roy frowned. He seemed to know what Envy was planning.
Envy transformed into Roy and smilled a Roy-ish smirk. Not the Royish smirk! Anything but that! NOOOO!
" Well Roy, I'm off! Toodles!" Said Envy as he skipped away.
Envy skipped all the way to centrel Hq and ran inside. The first person he saw was Jean Havoc sitting around talking to the grim reaper and santa claus.
Envy lifted an eyebrow. wtf?
" Havoc! What rank are you? " Envy asked.
Havoc turned around and looked at envy whom he thought was Roy.
" Um..2nd leuiteint I think..." He replied.
Envy thought for a second. " And I'm the colonel right?" he asked.
" um..yeaaaaahhh..." Havoc said suspisously.
Envy smiled. " Since i'm a higher rank than you, I'm allowed to boss you around right?"
Havoc frowned. " yeah , i suppose."
Envys smile turned evil. This wuld be fun.