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Roy was sitting in the pit feeling sorry for himself. He sighed. What was Envy doing right now? Would he ever escape? And...o shit...Is that Scar?
Yes indeed, Scar was looking down the pit. He frowned disgustedly. An alchemist!
Scar jumped down the pit and started the chase roy around in circles.
" Stop running! I have to blow you up now!" Scar yelled, flexing his arm.
" Ohmygawd! Leave me alone! I've been stuck in this pit for three hours already!" Roy yelled. Scar stopped chasing him. Roy took advantage of this and began to catch his breath.
"Wait...but it's never stated in the previous chapters that you've been down here for three hours..." Scar pointed out. Roy rolled his eyes.
"So what? Who cares? Are you going to stop chasing me now?" he asked. Scar shrugged.
"Sure. I'm pretty bored with killing state alchemists anyways. In fact, I've always wanted to open my very own cooking show." scar said. Roy fornwed in confusion. Was this really how Scar acted. Oh well...
Meanwhile at envy...
"Ugh! Go away onesong05! You're distracting me!" Envy yelled.
"WWAAAAHHH!" cried onesong and she flew away.
"Anyways, where were we Havoc? As yes. Come on! Up and down! up and down! Hurry up!" said Envy and he kicked havoc. Havoc winced. Envy was forcing him to do push ups with a bucket of squid on his head. Envy jumped on havoc back.
" Hurry up! I'm the colonel here! C'mon! Oh look! It's ed!" envy said, and he stepped off of havoc and walked over to Ed.
" Hi Edward. It's me, Roy mustang, colonel of the military, flame alchemist, hero of the ishbal war." Envy said. Ed lifted an eyebrow.
" You're very egoistic today." He pointed out.
Envy shrugged, " So what?"
" Nothing. Nevermind." Ed said. hee hee! I made a ryhme!
Envy decided to kiss ed. He did this not because he liked ed ( which he didn't, you perverted fangirls.) No. He did this to make Mustang look bad. Ed was shocked. He pushed Envy away.
"ERGH! What is WRONG with you Mustang?.!" He yelled. Envy smirked and walked over to the fuhrer.
Envy flipped him off and walked past. Pride stood there looking confused.
" I'll get you mustang! I'll get you and- Ooh! A pickle!" pride said, getting distracted by a pickle.
Envy smirked and walked over to Riza hawkeye.
" Hey hot stuff. Is it raining hotness in here or is that just you?" He said. Riza paused for a minute and then.
Envy was running away from the bullets, if Riza hit him and he didn't die, she would know he was Envy. Maybe he should've thought this out some more.
" Hide in here" suggested Jonathan teatime as he gestered to under a table. Riza, being ignorrant as she is, didn't notice this and she acidentally ran off a cliff and died.
Envy began to try and think of more ways to destryo roys life...hmmm...ah ha!
Yup. I updated. Envy is mean to Roy. And scar has always wanted to host his very own cooking show.
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