A/N: I wanted to do this for ages!

Disclaimer: I don't own Shuggazoom, the Monkey Team or anything else.

History must be learned...

Captain Shuggazoom, my love!

"AGH! Unhand me you hideous freaks of nature!"

He wasn't fighting monsters, beasts or any other synonym you can think of. He wasn't battling evil overlords.

It was much, much worse than that.

Well, for him, anyway.

"Al? Little assistance. Here. Please?!"

The Alchemist shook his head, laughing to himself. "For once, my friend..." Oh no. When the Alchemist starts speaking in incomplete sentences, it's never a good thing. "I'm sorry to say I do not wish to. It is too amusing!"

Captain Shuggazoom narrowed his eyes at his friend in a pout. "You realise, that having said that, I'm not buying you lunch for a week." Turning his attention to the three women clutching tightly to his limbs, he tried, and failed, to remove them.

"None of my fangirl tactics are working!" he pleaded to the Alchemist after a while. "How did they even get here?!"

Captain Shuggazoom's friend shrugged. "Gravitational pull has adjusted? They said that two objects can hardly go flying across the room towards each other because of their mutual gravity field." The Alchemist grinned. "But now, I'm not so sure."

"CAPTAIN SHUGGAZOOM! I LOOOVE YOOUU!"

The man groaned. He'd been through this before. "Okay, how exactly did they find me?!"

"CAP'N SHUGGY! YOU ARE SO HANDSOME!"

"Agh! They're nicknaming me already!" Captain Shuggazoom screamed. "Oh for the love of... Okay I don't know what, but help me!"

"OMIGOSH! HE'S BEGGING! THAT IS SO CUTE!"

The three fangirl women burst into hysterical laughter.

"Ahhh! They're laughing! This is your last chance Alchemist, help me get them off of me!" Captain Shuggazoom was well and truly desperate now.

The Alchemist tried to help his friend, but was somewhat hampered by the fact that a pair of young girls with glasses and a lot of books had appeared from the doorway and were walking straight towards him. Alright... How did they get into my laboratory?! Oh no, they look like college students... Ahhh! Must run away!

"Excuse me Mr Alchemist sir, but...ummm..."

"Uh, can we have your autograph?"

The Alchemist looked frantically from one girl to the other, then to his friend Captain Shuggazoom, who was struggling on the floor with his own fangirls.

"Al, can you please-" Captain Shuggazoom's eyelids suddenly expanded. "Whoa and wow. You have fangirls?"

The Alchemist slowly backed away from the fangirl duo. "Trust me, it's a new experience for me!"

Captain Shuggazoom laughed. "Eh, you get used to it after a while. I know how to deal with them." He looked at the fangirls clinging to his arms. "Altough these are a bit more...difficult...than most..."

The next chapters are the Monkey Team, and it gets serious.