A/N: I should be studying for my maths test after the holidays... Ah well, never mind! Whoohoo!
Disclaimer: SRMTHFG ain't mine, the fangirls are only sort of mine, and everything I do own my mother claims it is hers. So, screw that.
And So It Begins
"...our foremothers were brave souls, dedicated to the noble quest of screaming deliriously at their heroes!" the young voice echoed through the enormous cavern, occupied entiredly by insane Shuggazoomian fans of the Monkey Team.
"Yes, thank you Marie, for that excellent reading of the passage on the ancient Captain Shuggazoom fangirl conquest. You say you found it in the Shuggazoom Archives? Well then, I have to get there sometime. I'll update the upcoming events, and the newsletter will be distributed tomorrow." The speaker was nothing more than a fangirl herself, a small female nothing, up until not long ago, she had been recommended by many as a suitable leader of the entire group. She had brought with her new and organised ways, and her ideas were extraordinary. She had her grip tightened on the Fangirl Order, and she had polished it.
"Spova Week celebrations will be brought forward two days, do not dare comment, supporters of other shippings, your time will come, to accomodate the adequate preparation time for the Inner Circle's operation. This is need to know information, until said information is released to all ranks. And speaking of which, an Inner Circle meeting will be held in twenty minutes. That includes all MTM Fangirl house captains. And that's it for today, thank you everybody." The speaker stepped away from the lectern as applause arose from the audience. She pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose and walked away, her black ponytail bobbing. Chiru and Chira followed her, like they always did.
"Are we going to start unfolding the plan, Cherry?" Chira asked, referring to the Innner Circle meeting.
The High Fangirl shook her head. "No dear sister, the plan just needs a bit of fine-tuning. The agreed date is still locked in."
The two Chiro clone twins smiled smugly in anticipation at each other, and hi-fived. Cherry held up her two hands, and the clones on either side of her slapped them. The three girls' bond was unique, they were all female Chiro clones. When Cherry had been elected High Fangirl, she had appointed Chira and Chiru as her right and left-hand girls.
"You two go on to the meeting room, I need some fresh air."
Chira and Chiru nodded and walked off, as they both shared the position of the Chiro Fangirl house captain. Anyway, their seats had been taken by the Otto and Antauri MTM Fangirl house captains last week. The two clones intended to take them back.
Cherry walked down the hallways of the Fangirl Cave, until she reached one of the openings to above ground. She got out of the fangirl base, stretched, and looked at the unsuspecting city with the gaze of someone who knew they had the upper hand.
Those fangirls had plans. Big plans.
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Chiro's day had been perfectly normal up until now.
The boy turned his head, slightly, carefully. He had glimsped a flash of movement behind the trees in the park, felt the air particles move, heard the faint sound of giggles that he was convinced were not imagined.
Chiro's black locks moved as the skin on his scalp twitched. His blue eyes widened in shock as they striked.
They had him surrounded. They were better than Chiro had thought. They were organised, obssessed, and all wanted to marry him. Deadly, as far as the teen hero was concerned.
Five of them leapt at him from all angles, pinning the boy down onto the grass. As he struggled to move his head to look his attckers in the eye, Chiro noticed that quite a few of them were drooling. Never a good sign. If they were drooling, you were extremely lucky to leave with all strands of your hair still attached to your head, or with all your limbs still in the correct sockets. Or still wearing your clothes.
All five of the fangirls were excited, shivering with the mindblowing experience of being in such close proximity to Chiro, the great leader of the Monkey Team and Shuggazoom's hero! They fought the strong urge to throw their arms around him and squeal like a ninny, perhaps even feel brave enough to kiss him. A strong urge indeed.
They didn't do this, every Chiro fangirl's dream, for two figures had emerged from the shadows behind the trees. Two big and frighteningly familiar figures.
"AHHH! Not the female clones of me! Why me?! Why them?! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME ARGH..." If Chiro had been hopeless to escape the iron clutches of the fangirls already on him, he wanted to run all the way to Soturix 7 now.
"AW, HE'S CLAWING AT THE DIRT! THAT IS ADORABLE!"
"No no no NO! This is not good, this is NOT GOOD!" Chiro had worked himself up into a state of extreme panic, and possibly delirium. "I'm almost there, I'm almost outta here!" Definitely delirium, and a mood swing or two should be hitting soon... "Oh who am I kidding, I'm doomed! Doomed I tell you! DOOOMED! They have clones of me! No one can escape the clones! NO ONE!" The poor boy was almost crying now.
"OH MY, HE'S DESPERATE! NOT LONG NOW GIRLS!"
Chira hid a giggle, then bent down close to Chiro's face until they're noses were pressed up against each other.
"Please make it a painless death!" Chiro pleaded.
Chira laughed. "Not at all, Chiro! We're not here to kill you!"
Chiro had good reason to be suspicious, the girls on top of him looked ready to take on a herd of really, really badly mutated rhinoceri to get close to him. And probably kill him in the process. "You're joking right?" he asked his clone sceptically.
Chira's elated look disappeared. "Just pass this note onto those monkeys. And don't pretend that you don't know what I'm talking about! They need to see this note. Or they just might be in for a nastier shock than planned. Now... Uh, Chiru? Where was I up to?"
"Get the note to the monkeys."
"Oh, right." Chira turned back to the source of her DNA. Namely a shivering boy. "Just let the Monkey Team see the note." Then she drew back her fist, and slammed a small sticky piece of paper onto his forehead.
"Exit!" Chiru ordered. The five fangirls got off Chiro and looked at Chira with envy. Muffled cries of, "Wow, I can't believe you did that!" and, "Ohmygawd, do you realise that whatever we did, was to CHIRO?! He's a fraction of the Order's dream date!" followed them away.
Chiro lay on the grass in a trembling traumatized heap of boy. How he found the strength to sit up, stand, and walk shakily all the way back to the Super Robot, we have no idea.
I actually figured out a plot for this thing! Wow...