A/N: Holidays are nearly over! Nooo! Argh! I'm doomed! Dooomed I say!

So sorry about the OOCness!

Disclaimer: I don't own the show.

Doom Approaches

Nova wasn't normally the one to run.

But then, these weren't normal circumstances.

Of course not. Nova had just been mobbed by a horde of psychotic fangirls.

But not only that. She had just been given... Advice.

Said yellow little monkey burst into the Super Robot and made sure all entrances were securely sealed. Only then, did she lean against the wall and calm down a bit, panting. She didn't really relax completely, not yet.

"Uh, Nova, you okay?"

Nova shook her head. "No Otto, not okay. The- The fangirls are out there!"

Indeed they were, a large crowd of Nova fans battering at the Super Robot's foot.

"They're making an attack already?!" Chiro was shocked out of his seat. "Ready the canons!"

"Chiro, I don't think that's nece-"

Chiro grabbed Gibson by the shoulders. "You don't think? You don't think so?! Look at what they did to me! They're dangerous and deadly!!!"

"Chiro's right in that sense, but we don't need to shoot them. I think they're just normal fangirls." Antauri said, once he had woken up and had a look of course. Then he just went right back to sleep.

"NO!" Nova yelled. "They're not regular fangirls! They ambushed me on patrol! They gave me advice!"

Before Nova could explain in more detail, there was a large bang on the Super Robot's exterior, louder than the clamouring of the fangirls.

"Nova, Sprx was on patrol with you, wasn't he?" Chiro asked.

Nova's eyes widened. "Oh my Shuggazoom, I lost Sprx on the way!"

"OI! Open up in there! They're at my neck!" a faint voice was heard.

"That'll be Sprx then."

As soon as the red monkey made it inside, he lay on the floor breathing hard and stayed there until Otto poked him.

"Okay, one, Otto, THAT HURT! And two, Nova are you crazy?! Do you know what they did to me out there?"

"Hey, they were giving me advice! I had to get away! You know how dangerous they can be!" Nova turned to the rest of the Monkey Team. "You know what they did to me? It's really weird when they come at you in groups. There's the ones that just plain think I rule, and there's the ones that cheer me on to 'show those guys what for'. Plus the ones that egg me on to 'get with' one of you, on the team. Real scary those. Between the lot of them all screaming at me to either 'go for one of those cute monkeys', or to stay independent and strong and things like that... That's pretty scary advice! And when they come from fangirls... All jumping over each other to get a look at you..." Nova shuddered. "Then there's- There's-"

"Fanguys." Sprx finished for her. "A whole mob of them, they lost interest in Nova when she ran off trying to lose the other ones, and then they went for me! Said 'I oughta be treating Nova better'. Well they don't exactly live in the Super Robot with us you know. Beat me up real bad anyway." Bruises were all over Sprx's legs and arms. Sprx saw the rest of the team looking and said, "Not all of them were from Nova's fanguys though. A group of me own fangirls chased they boys off. Then they went crazy over me. Pretty typical fangirl things, you don't need to know about that. Autographs, pictures, random clumps of fur..."

Nova smirked. "I heard them screaming for you to 'say that you like totally love Nova like before some other guy monkey does'. What a load of trash, and so many "like"s. Those fangirls are really getting annoying. And there are so many pairings involving me! I swear, it's tough. I bet I'm the one that gets hit hardest by those stupid girls."

"Yeah... Just plain trash..."

Nova had recovered from her attack with extraordinary speed and regained her normal fire. "I say we go out there and smash them to pieces! Maybe not you, Sprx, you're down pretty bad."

"I don't think we should..." Chiro said cautiously as he smeaked another look below. "Anyway, they're going to leave eventually. We can hit them from the inside just as well."

"CAN WE?!" Sprx and Nova both yelled.

Sprx quickly added, "Don't get me wrong, I ain't got nothing against some adoring fans. It's just the fanguys that freak me out..."

"I don't get what's wrong with fangirls either." Otto said. "Just a lot of screaming maybe, but they love us!"

"That's the thing Otto. They completely love us. It's at a dangerous level!" Chiro took a breath. "Okay, we lay low until this entire thing blows over. That means no one goes outside the Super Robot, except for city patrols. At any other time, no one leaves the Robot."

Only silence was the monkeys' reply. Until at last, Sprx spoke up.

"We're all doomed, aren't we?"

Okay, really really sorry about how it's so short and the OOCness. Chiro's scared for everyone's safety, Gibson's really tense, Antauri's mildly annoyed and just wishes they weren't there, Nova's a bit frightened but once she gets smashing I don't think she'll stop. And Sprx just doesn't like the fanguys. Otto's not doing much, and once he gets hit by the fangirls, he'll hardly be doing anything at all...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, was that me?