A/N: I'm getting really slack with replying to PMs and reviews with this story, so don't take it personally, because I am infuriatingly sick. Urgh... And sorry about the slow update as well! Plus I'm back at school despite the whole being sick thing...

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The Hyper Force Declares War on Shuggazoom

Cherry slapped the offending fangirl. Hard.

"You moron! You were stupid enough to try and attack Chiro's girlfriend?!" She leant close and hissed, "No one messes with his girlfriend! Ya hear?!" Cherry put a hand to her forehead. "Urgh, they'll be after us now. We need to evacuate the Fangirl Cave. I'll have your rank for this- Uh, what was your name again?"

"Her name's Bethany, she's a junior in the Chiro Fangirl House, ma'am."

"Well I would think that was quite obvious Chiru." Cherry snapped. The High Fangirl groaned. "This has never happened in all my reign. No one has ever gone against my orders in this big a scale! And how many people did you drag along with you?"

"Nine others were involved."

"Does it look like I'm interoggating you, Chira?!"

"Sorry miss."

Cherry only sighed heavily. "Listen to me very carefully..."

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"Can we bring bazookas?"

"Do we even have a bazooka?"

"Never mind, we can get some explosives."

"Isn't that limited to only Shuggazoom government officials?"

"NEVER MIND! Just grab anything heavy, hard, sharp or pointy!"

"What do we do with Otto?"

Conversation went on and off like this for quite a while.

"I don't what or how long it takes," Chiro said sternly. "I want those girlies hunted down and slaughtered!"

Gibson and Sprx were attempting to track down a girl, which would eventually lead them to what they wanted. They were using some lip gloss they had scraped off Otto's helmet. It was a little hard not to notice. Shiny and pink.

Nova was readying any weapon she could get her paws on, however crude. Antauri was levitating the larger cutlery knives out of Nova's reach. Otto and Jinmay were still knocked out for some unkown reason, lying on beds in the Medical Bay.

Chiro was, well, Chiro was about to lead the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! to war.

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"Chiro, we have some new developments." Gibson informed.

"What?"

"Turns out we didn't need to track down and interrogate a fangirl." Sprx smirked. "Gibson suddenly remembered something from when he was hanging upside down from a tree. Tell them Gibson."

Gibson flushed. "Opposite from where I was hanging was a wooden tomato stake in the ground with the words, 'Shuggazoom Fangirl Club' scrawled on the side."

Chiro spluttered. "They were that careless?!"

"Did I mention that it was in orange texta?"

Chiro grinned. This was going too well.

"Chiro!" Nova ran up to him, panting. "It took a while, but I got a hold of the knives from the kitchen! And I stole Antauri's antique samurai broadswords."

"WHAT?!"

"And that big length of bamboo. That baby'll pack a sweet punch."

"That's decorative!!!"

Chiro nodded, impressed. "So list what we have."

Nova took a breath. "Five miniature rocket launchers, fourteen hand grenades, a handful of plastic explosive, Antauri's swords, the big bamboo stick, a sackful of knives and forks that could come in handy..." Nova took another breath. "And a monkey in a pear tree."

Chiro nearly gasped. "Excellent Nova. Good job." The boy patted the monkey on the head then floated away, very happy with things.

Nova raised an eyebrow at Chiro's behaviour, but shrugged, ran up to him, and stuffed the grenades down his shirt.

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"Right! Nobody move! This is a raid!"

The dust settled to their ankles, and Chiro scanned the enormous chamber in front of him for signs of fangirl life. The monkeys looked expectantly at their leader, waiting for a split second signal to charge. Antauri had reclaimed his broadswords in a defiant vow that no one else would use them to obliterate some innocent children (but never mentioning that the fangirls were at all innocent or about his own use of the weapons), and everyone else had one of the miniature rocket launchers, for which no one knew how or where Nova had gotten them. Scary.

The Monkey Team slowly stepped through the hole in the stone wall made by the explosion. Chiro kicked rubble out of his way, then squinted and rolled his shoulders, then suddenly remembered that Otto hanging on his back, tucked inside a blanket tied to the boy. That and the fact that he was a walking explosion waiting to happen.

He saw nothing. No giggling girls waiting to jump on them. No screaming girls to pummel for a bit. Devoid of anything of the sort.

The Fangirl Cave was empty.

They were on the podium, with a view of the entire Fangirl Cave. But it was empty. Well, a few upturned chairs and a stage with a microphone and lectern. Okay, a lot of chairs and a lectern, which for some reason had a scrap of paper on it.

Chiro walked slowly towards it, and the monkeys followed. Chiro picked up the piece of paper. And he read it. Quick words, messy ones, scrawled in a hurry. But defiantly annoying.

Not today Monkey Team

Chiro nearly swore, but stopped himself.

Some girls have made a video that they would like to see and put it on the Internet. The link's on the back.

Chiro didn't turn over the paper. He showed the note to the monkeys, who were a bit disappointed, but made themsleves busy by kicking over a few more chairs.

"I hate those fangirls!" Chiro hissed.

No one argued with him.

I really don't like that ending. That's why there's another chapter.