A/N: As requested/idea put forward... When shippings get messy!

Disclaimer: I don't own SRMTHFG. Can't say it any more blunt. And I don't own that Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster either. It's all yours Mr Adams.

War! Of the Shippings

"Are you sure about this Chiro?"

"Well we might as well get it over with. Maybe we should have seen it sooner, who knows."

The Monkey Team huddled around Chiro's little laptop as he typed in the link.

"LIKE OHMIGOSH!" The girl on the screen was grinning insanely. "HI, WE'RE THE INFAMOUS FANGIRL ORDER! SO SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET A WARM WELCOME WHEN YOU BARGED YOUR WAY IN. YOU HAVE GOTTEN IN RIGHT? ANYWAY, WE'RE HIDING OUT UNDER THE FANGIRL UNDERGROUND!"

"Turn it off Chiro." Nova begged.

"Even their thoughts are in capitals!" Otto, who had only recently recovered from the hugs of fangirl death and rebooted up, held his head in agony.

"ANYWAY, I HAVE BEEN-"

"WE!"

"OKAY OKAY. WE HAVE BEEN WAITING A LONG LONG TIME TO SAY THIS!" The girl, along with some others in the background, took a big breath and screamed, "SPOVA TOTALLY ROCKS!"

Sprx leaned forward with mild interest in what they were going to say.

"NO IT DOES NOT!" Another girl walked into the shot, her fists raised. "OTTOVA IS JUST PLAIN CUTE!"

Otto's eyes widened a little and he too inched closer to the sccreen.

"ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN?! SPOVA RULES THE HOUSE! I MEAN SUPER ROBOT! WHATEVER, SPRX ANNIHILATES OTTO!"

"COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT!"

"YOU'RE ALL INSANE!" a third party yelled. The statement was obvious, the whole lot of fangirls well on the way to total insanity or already there. "ANTAURI SHALL WIN NOVA'S HEART! FOR WE ANTOVA SHIPPERS WILL STAND UNITED AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR OUR ROBOT MONKEY LOVE!"

"Sweet mother of tofu..." Antauri whispered.

"FORGET ABOUT ROBOT MONKEY LOVE, SPRX AND NOVA BELONG TOGETHER! IT'S TRUE LOVE, SO IN YOUR FACE LESSER SHIPS!"

Sprx gave a small smile and shifted closer to Nova, only to be pushed right back to where he came by Otto's finger. He glared, but at least Otto didn't pull a move on the poor female. It was tough enough for her before.

"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU, JUST SHUT UP!" Gee that screen shot was getting crowded. "GIBOVA WILL SHINE THROUGH! GIBSON AND NOVA WILL BE TOGETHER!" the girl screamed at the ceiling.

Gibson looked horrified. Nova had been to the absolute other end of 'horror' ages ago.

"NO NO NO! MANDARIN IS NOVA'S SWEETHEART!"

"I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. NOW CHIRO AND JINMAY, THAT IS SO SWEET AND ROMANTIC!"

"OH MY SHUGGAZOOMIAN BEEF, SHE'S ONE OF THOSE CHINMAY SUPPORTERS!"

A gang of Chiro fangirls swarmed around the Chinmay fan. "YOU TRAITOR! WE ALL WANT CHIRO! HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THE CHINMAY PAIRING?!"

The Chinmay girl screamed hideously as the Chiro fangirls closed in.

"NO WAY! CHIRO AND NOVA ARE GONNA END UP TOGETHER, I JUST KNOW IT!"

The entire load of girls, and there were many, just looked over and simply said, "She's delusional."

Chiro shook his head and switched off the computer. The monkeys went out of the room and on their dfferent ways. Nova needed a nice strong drink.

"I really hate those fangirls." the yellow monkey said. Then she took a swig from her Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that she had just gotten a hold of. A big one. By Shuggazoom she really needed it.

That's all the non-slash shippings. That's the end of this story too. Thank you everybody for reading!