Bowser
"What, did you said Bowser?" Waluigi shouted down the hole.
"Yes but he is asleep" Wario said
"I don't care, get out of there" Waluigi said.
"Don't worry, no one can wake him when he is asleep" Wario said "wait he snuffle and turn"
"What are you doing get out of there" waluigi shouted.
"He is open his eyes. Hi Bowser"
A big roar echoed through the forest and flames came up the hole were Wario and Bowser was.
"Wario is you alive" Waluigi shouted.
"Yes but Bowsers hear catch fire unfortunately" Wario said
"Unfortunately? UNFORTUNATELY?" Waluigi shouted
"He is running away through a path" Wario said "I follow him"
"What are you crazy?" Waluigi shouted. No answer.
Waluigi waited five minutes and then Wario came out behind some trees with Bowser.
"don't worry Waluigi" Wario saod "Bowser is coming with us" Bowser scratch in what was left of his hear.
"It wasn't Bowser that kidnapped Mario this time" Wario said.
"Who is it then?" Waluigi asked.
"No idea" Wario said "but it looks like the kidnapper have taking over Bowsers castle and throw him out. That's why Bowser was in the hole"
"He tolled you al this in five minutes" Waluigi asked.
"Yes" Wario said.
"This is just wrong" Waluigi said.