A.N. Alright, y'all, here's the next one. This is, of course, the Graveyard. Smart!Harry is waaayyy better in the graveyard than Harry, so, yeah.
Disclaimer IV: Pshaw, of course I own Harry Potter. Mine:P Or JK Rowling's, whatever. –rolls eyes-
The Graveyard
Harry felt his feet slam into the ground and he lost his balance, falling on his knees as the Triwizard Cup slipped out of his hand. He looked up as a cloak-shrouded figure approached through the headstones of the graveyard. What appeared to be something wrapped in a bundle of blankets was held in his arms like an infant.
Suddenly, without warning, his scar exploded with pain. He went down even farther, now on all fours. Voldemort was near. He had to get away before Voldemort killed him! Thinking hard, her tried to find a way out. Then, seeing the Triwizard Cup, he reacted instinctively and reached out, wrapping his fingers around the handle. He felt that familiar tug near his naval and found himself in the midst of swirling colours as he headed back to Hogwarts.
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A.N. Okay, kinda short, but, yeah. I still don't see why Harry didn't just do this to begin with. I mean, seriously, if no one told him it was a Portkey and it brought them to a graveyard, it's obviously bad! Get out! Now!
I also feel the need to respond to an anonymous review I got from sheer lunacy telling me that this is not a fanfiction, but in fact a commentary. Although I love the review and am very glad the fic made you smile, I have to say it is a fanfiction. It is a collection of AU oneshots of how I think Harry should act. A fanfiction is a story about characters already created by someone else. That is what I have done here. I'm not trying to be rude or shoot your opinion down, but I honestly feel that I am writing a fanfiction, not a commentary. If anyone else out there has read this comment/response and would like to tell me your opinion, please, I would appreciate it.
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