I realised I should make my chapters longer, sorry this one isn't, Or am I?
Disclaimer: I own this peanut... I hope.
Jigglypuff hopped on her seat and tapped her microphone, getting electrocuted, then lied there for five minutes, then awoke "Hi my peeps! Today we will be roasting-"
She forgot. Her smile faded as she just stared blankly at the camera, dead air happened for five more minutes.
"… Marth!"
Marth was dragged screaming on the stage by ducks strapped to his boots. Marth pulled himself up on a chair and ripped the ducks off, which then began attacking an audience member.
"Uh, Hi…" Marth said, getting comfy,
"O YA?" she asked,
"Wha-" Marth began,
"MADE YOU LOOK!" She screamed, "Anyway, be comfortable, have a peanut," Marth took a peanut from a huge pile behind him with DK buried inside somewhere.
"So, there's been gossip that you've got a sex change… to a guy!" a laugh track played since the audience didn't react.
"Not true." Marth said,
"Donkey Kong said you were raised by pizza bagels, this true?"
"JOO TAKE THAT BACK!" Marth screamed, standing up,
"Ooh, is, is. Like. That your thing, like, acting up?" Jigglypuff asked smiling slyly at her witty joke,
"… Huh?" Marth asked,
"Would you smell these underpants for a free mustard stain?" she pulled out a used underwear, thing, "Roy says you're obsessed with mustard!"
"No I'm not!" Marth replied,
"Uh-huh, so is it true you are bald and that you cover your head in honey, dye hair from Roy, Peach, and Link that you ripped out while sneaking around in pink spandex and stick it to your head?" Jigglypuff asked,
"Nope, this is my real beautiful hair!" Marth stated.
"Do you wear boxers or a thong under your spandex on a 'midnight run'?" she asked,
"NO!" Marth yelled, getting agitated,
"You yelled. Are you getting agitated?" Jigglypuff said,
"No…" Marth grumbled, crossing his arms and turning away.
"Is it also true you once proposed to a raisin?" She questioned,
"NEVER!" Marth cried while chucking nuts at her.
"Hey- Ouch! Ow!" she said, the Pokemon tossed the mic at Marth who got electrocuted, "Yayz!" she cried triumphantly.
"So, Mewtwo told me you were a taco in your past life. What do you have to say?" Marth didn't answer because he was unconscious.
"St00pid n3rd!one!one!one?" Jigglypuff told it like it wasn't, or was it?
A dog ran onto the stage and tried marking Marth's face, but was bone-dry and grabbed Jigglypuff in it's mouth, running off stage.
Not that good but oh well (too effing short).
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