Disclaimer: This is ast00pid thing to do and it annoys me when people keep putting it up and saying 'why do I have to do this?'oh well, I have to dothis so there.

I have two ideas for stories; a cowboy one, if I can do it right, and the other I techincally had since year 2000.

Jigglypuff jumped on her chair, "Today our next guest is Peach!"

A trap door opened on the ceiling and Peach fell through it screaming as some stagehands closed it, realized they were just hands and died of blood-loss, though the blood-loss had nothing to with the fact they were hands with bloody stumps.

"Yo Peach, what up my home-dawg-shiznet-whatever-krap?" Jigglypuff asked, pointing the microphone to her.

"This show is teh suxx0rz!" Peach tried to mess up but miserably spoke correctly.

"JOO PHAILED? HOW DOES JOO FEEL?" Jigglypuff said,

"Like a world-infamous soda can floating in lava and surrounded by break dancing toilets." Peach replied,

The audience imploded from this.

"I've heard rumors that you tried eating a banana and failed miserably, did this really happen?" Jigglypuff asked,

"NO! HA JOO GOT A TYPICAL RESPONSE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?" Peach laughed in horror/spiritual.

"…" Stated Jigglypuff, angry, "What if this happened?" she asked, grasping for anything entertaining and fun.

Some Redeads came in and tried eating Peach's face off.

A raving herd of magical talking phonebooks drank the zombies and choked to death.

Peach took a phonebook corpse and looked up a phone number.

"What are you doing?" Jigglypuff asked, annoyed that they let the raving, magical, talking phonebooks out a little too soon.

Since Peach didn't have a cell phone, she kept an entire wall with a phone attached to it in her pocket. She dialed the number.

A wall imploded and a helicopter landed on the street, Peach ran to it.

"NUUUEEEZ!11!" Jigglypuff cried and threw her microphone at the princess. Everything slowed down, all Matrix and/or/is/are/was/were anime style. Peach dodged it; the mic hit the helicopter, causing it to explode. Peach turned to see Jigglypuff; the two fought each other with swords as wide as the street, a very small sword's width kind of street.

They then summoned clear colored unicorns and rode on them while they fought, the horses were also break-dancing on big rubber balls, which rocked on a roller coaster going very fast.

Peach knocked Jigglypuff's sword away, "Give up now Puffball!" she exclaimed climatically.

Peach then fell off into a dormant volcano.

"YAY LOL WTF BBQ!" Jigglypuff said.

Peach flew out on her Pegasus.

"XOMG JOO IS CHEETING!1" Jigglypuff said.

Her horse began eating the roller coaster; Peach stood on its head and jumped onto the roller coaster.

"This show ends now!" She said dramatically and full of drama,

"O YA? EAT THIS!" Jigglypuff said and gave her a plate of cheese slices.

"OOH HOW YUMMY!" Peach said.

The magical flying horse ate them, then smacked into a building, leaving only a green stain on the wall.

Once again too effing short... maybe some exing and/or teeing too...

XOMG.

EPIC FIGHT SCENE LAWL.

XOMG.

REVIEW PLZ ROFL.