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"Our next guest is Samus!" Jigglypuff said.

Samus appeared in a chair, "WTF? How did I get her- oh you."

"Hi! Now first, I must ask, do you wear that suit all the time because you're really ugly?" she said,

"No!" she protested, but this was still Jigglypuff,

"…" Samus said, looking at her.

"Um… Why do you say you're a girl when you're clearly a male robot?"

"STFU! I am a female!" she said,

The audience stared blankly.

"Do you like beans?"

"HOW DARE YOU!" she screamed and chased Jigglypuff with a steamroller

Jigglypuff ran out of the back exit door as Samus plowed right through it.

She ran down the street and the bounty hunter ran over cars looking all cool.

Samus charged up a shot and fired at the Pokemon but missed.

"Weren't you the winner of 'Miss Lame Aim'?" Jigglypuff said in to her mic where the audience could only hear her.

"No, that was you." Samus said,

"O RLY? Jigglypuff, is it true you suck at aiming? WTF WHY YOU LITTLE!" Jigglypuff said and jumped backwards, she landed on Samus's face.

Samus tried prying her off but to no avail.

The steamroller went out of control and smashed through a strip mall.

The two fought as the machine smashed through wall after wall and everything looked neat and cool and stuff.

The machine stopped in the middle of a highway. Samus fell out and ripped Jigglypuff off her face.

She tapped her microphone on Samus but she had taken Xap-B-Gon and nothing happened.

"NUUUEEES!" she said and started crying.

"Awww!" animal lovers said and took Samus to court for cruelty to animals.

"SHE'S A POKEMON YOU ST00PID NURDZ!" Samus cried and was taken to jail for two and a half days.

"YAY!" Jigglypuff said and acted cute and sad when ever they were looking.

Her mic then electrocuted her and the animal lovers sued the mic, which died.

The audiences at her show cheered at all of this even though they missed it by staying there. Then just sat there because they had on lives.

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WAY TOO SHORT!

O YA?

YA.

O YA?

YA.

O YA?

YA.

O YA?

YA.

Nuts, now O YA? has been used too much and is probbably now unfunny.

O RLY?

RLY.

O RLY?

RLY.

O RLY?

RLY.

O RLY?

RLY.

Yay!

Kirby: -

ME: (get's impaled on one of the s)