YAY A TRUE 'TOO EFFING SHORT' CHAPTER!
And I'm just gonna guess my usual reviewers did review but it messed up... (sniffs) Mainly because I got the same number of hits in the first few days I always get.
"YAYSH!" Jigglypuff yelled as she came on her stage, she threw her Q card that said 'YAYSH!' on it like a Frisbee, chopping someone's head off.
"WUPZANOODLE," she got on her chair, "Today is Fox!"
A bus, advertising her show, rolled to a stop on the stage in front of a chair. It then drove off to reveal Fox in the chair,
"NUEZ stupid show…" he said.
"So tell me, how come I HATE YOU YOU'RE SO STUPID AND ST00PID AND UGLY AND STOOPID AND I HATE YOU YOU'RE FAT AND O YA AND YA YA AND STFU AND GTFO!" Jigglypuff asked, "U. G. L. Y. JOO IZ TEH UGLIZ!1"
"That's all?" Fox asked.
"No," she replied, "also; do you like pie?"
Fox ran behind the stage, then came out in a colossal robot made of cows.
Jigglypuff ran out screaming hysterically as it stomped inches away from her.
Hundreds of moos were heard as she got in a pink Ferrari and sped off.
She dodged the sprays of milk and flew off of a conveniently placed ramp, blowing up as it hit the ground.
The shrapnel imbedded into some cows, which exploded anime style with beams of bright light shining shinily out of it.
"Don't steal my props!" the Pokemon shouted.
She was then crushed by a falling cow.
"Aww!" said some old lady, "A stray!"
Later…
"Stupid Jigglypuff…" Fox said, at the animal shelter.
"They said I only had to do two and a half days time!" Samus said, filling a cage up to the top in dog food.
"You too?" he asked her,
"SHUT UP." she yelled, chucking a milk bone in his general direction.
"… Stupid animals…" she said, trying to wash a hamster with rabies, "EVER HEARD OF EUTHANASIA?" she yelled again as it tried biting through her armor.
I'm going to either do Mario, Luigi, Link, Captain Falcon, Falco, Ganondorf, Zelda, Pikachu, Pichu, Roy, Kirby, Mewtwo, Yoshi, Young Link, Nana, Popo, Bowser, Ness, Mr. Game and Watch, or Dr. Mario.
Huh.
YAY FILLERZ!
NOW REVIEW.