This isn't dead I guess!

Jigglypuff slid on stage, listening to Fall Out Boy on her iPod, "Firstly, I'd like to do this," She said, hooking the iPod up to a large speaker.

After five seconds the audience went on a rampage eating each other, leaving teabags all over the place.

"I have no idea whether you liked it or not…" she confessed, "Next up, our guest is Roy!"

Roy came in screaming hysterically, tied to a cow.

Roy switched to walking, struggling to hold the cow up.

"Get this thing off me!" he grunted, Jigglypuff gave it to a soup kitchen.

"Sit please…" she said, Roy uneasily sat down.

"So, I've heard you have an obsession with soup? I think this isn't true, you just had and affair with a flavor packet for soup, am I right?" she asked.

"Not true!" Roy yelled, causing the teabags to turn into peanut butter sculptures.

"So, can you dismiss the fact that you look up many sites that have soup porn in them?" Jigglypuff asked, pointing the mic at him.

"No…" Roy said; drawing out the word as if wondering what to say so he wouldn't look guilty.

Jigglypuff slightly smiled, "Now, do you really like eating encyclopedias for Kwanzaa and/or Easter?"

"No, that's for weirdheads…" Roy replied, crossing his arms.

"Now for a break!" Jigglypuff said, Fall Out Boy music turned up as the camera backed up and faded away.

"Now listen Roy." Jigglypuff snapped, poking Roy in the arm, "This is a family show! We'll have to censor that now!"

Then the break was over.

The camera came back up to them.

But the music didn't turn down, Jigglypuff got up and kicked the speaker, the iPod flew out and went into a stagehand's mouth, causing him to choke.

"TELL ME THIS ISN'T DEAD SEXY!" Jigglypuff said, 'Sexyback' played as stagehands rolled a tray in front of them, a Ramen soup packet on it, a disco ball came down and the packet slowly took its packet off in front of Roy.

Roy smashed it over Jigglypuff's head and ran away, "Ooh he's abusive to things he loves…"

Roy was then in for community service.

"You too?" Samus asked Roy, as they picked up trash in park.

"Are you sure this isn't a landfill?" Roy sighed.

"Yeah it's a park…" Jigglypuff lied.

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