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Jigglypuff rolled on stage as a spotlight followed her, she posed and waited for the microphone to fall into her hand, but they missed the mark and the audience was electrocuted.
The audience then went on mad rampages and ended up going to the movies.
Jigglypuff pressed a button on her microphone and a new audience materialized in the empty seats.
"EVERYONE THERE'S FREE TEABAGS ON THESES SEATS!" someone yelled and everyone ate them,
"Hi!" she said, "Today we will be having Ness as our guest!"
A huge beach ball rolled in and was popped by a stagehand, Ness falling out.
"Welcome to JRP! Have a seat," Jigglypuff said.
Ness ate a seat.
"I meant sitting down but whatever…" she sighed and Ness was tied to a chair hanging a little bit above the stage by a rope, "So, Ness, can you confirm that when you're bored you sometimes pretend your head is a potato?"
"I only did it once!" Ness admitted angrily.
"What a good guess…" she whispered to herself… into the microphone though and everyone heard it.
"Could you get me out of these ropes?" Ness grunted, trying to move an inch, causing the chair to swing back and forth.
She opened her mouth to say something, but suddenly she was violently beaten by a Snickers® bar.
She punched it out and cut it up on a platter, "Who wants free candy?"
"How could you cut up a living thing while it was still alive? Someone asked, called living candy activists but they ate the candy, not thinking and were hungry, then noticed this and went emo, someone said, then noticed he said what he was going to do out loud and ate all the candy." One of the camera guys said.
"… Anyway…" Jigglypuff spoke, turning away.
Ness took his trusty chicken out and made it ravenously chew the restraints off.
"So, Ness, is it true that you've always wanted to be eaten by my guard hamsters; Leo, Leon, Leonard, Leonardo, and Fuzzumz the II, the sequel?" she asked.
Ness ran off as rabid hamsters chased him out of the studio.
Ness came back in with a Transformer robot made of toilet paper and Ness as the head as he smashed everything, laughing madly.
Jigglypuff ran out as the audience ran at him and tried eating him like his machine was made off deep-fried plastic-filled broccoli.
Jigglypuff got some distance as Ness fended the hordes off, but was eaten alive.
The puffball somehow got Ness into detention for this.
"But I didn't do anything!" Ness cried.
The teacher shushed him, "Two more days of detention now."
Then Samus and Roy came in moping the floor, even though it was already clean.
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