This stroy isn't dead again!
"HEY EVERYONE!" Jigglypuff cried, bouncing into her chair, though no one applauded because they were store mannequins, "I want you all to welcome Young Link!"
The kid was shot out of a cannon into a seat… then Young Link.
This caused the audience to laugh, this freaked everyone else out so a real audience replaced the mannequins.
Young Link got into a chair, "… Oh this is that stupid show."
"Its not that we're stupid, but that you're stupid!" Jigglypuff said,
"I'm rubber you're glue, whatever bounces off of me sticks to you." Young Link said,
Jigglypuff ran off crying.
Jigglypuff came back in with two machineguns and blasted Link away.
Though all the bullets just grazed him.
Not enough to injure his skin.
"Uh… Let's start shall we?" Jigglypuff said nervously, throwing the guns away.
"Let's not." Young Link said,
Jigglypuff ran off laughing.
She came back in with two strong men, which beat up Young Link.
"As I was saying," Jigglypuff said, throwing the guys away, "Is it true you always torment your older self?"
"No, everyone knows it's the opposite…" he lied, crying, then when Jigglypuff wasn't looking, he ate her mic, though it wasn't made of chocolate coated chocolate as he thought so he was a little sad.
"Are you a little sad?" Jigglypuff asked, taking another mic out and shoving it in his face.
"No, I'm a tiny sad." Young Link said.
Jigglypuff ran off laughing.
"ENOUGH!" she said angrily, coming back in, "Can you tell me why you have such an obsession with Cheese Its?"
At the word, Young Link ravenously started frothing at the mouth, screaming the word Cheese Its as he started destroyed the studio with his bare hands.
Young Link was then strapped to a tricycle and pushed onto the freeway, though the vehicles all missed, he then lied by the freeway for days, living off of poisonous plants.
"That's all for today! See you next time!" Jigglypuff said.
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