Sonovabitch. Why couldn't I have another doctor? Even Tsunade would be better than her.

Then again, I could use this as an opportunity to fuck with her…

Damn! He's smirking at me! Why did I have to be assigned to him! Tsunade knows how awkward I feel around him! I mean he did reject my love and all… ugh! That old hag!

What am I thinking? I can do this! I'm a professional! I can handle this!

"Ok Sasuke, your blood pressure is 74 over 120, which is pretty good, and your temperature is relatively normal at 97.9," HA! I knew he was a cold-hearted bastard!

"Right, so let's start with listening to your heart!"

"Hn."

"Right, so, you're going to have to remove your shirt for me."

"No."

"What?"

"I don't want to. You do it."

"NANI!"

"I want you to remove my shirt."

Oh that bastard! He's fucking with me! And I'm blushing! GRRR!!! I'll…

"Did you just growl at me?"

"… I don't know what you're talking about."

"Well, if you aren't going to remove your shirt, I guess I have to, ne?"

"Hn." I'll take that as a yes

"Turn around." Waiting until he his back was facing me, I reached into my right pocket producing my pair of scissors.

RRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!

"Sakura."

"Yes, Sasuke-kun?"

"You owe me a new shirt."