"W-wh-h-t?!" I sputtered. I can't believe that I, the great Uchiha Sasuke, sputtered. Fuck, I can even feel the heat in my cheeks start to spread towards the tips of my ears. I clear my throat, and then glare hard at Sakura.
"Excuse me?"
"Don't make me repeat myself Sasuke." I think her face is redder than mine. Impressive.
"Look, I know it's embarrassing for you, but…"
"There's no fucking way I'm going to do it. In fact, fuck this shit, I'm leaving."
As I sprint to the door, my escape route is suddenly blocked by Sakura. When the hell did she get so fast? Sonovabitch she's got one arm across the door to prohibit its opening and her other arm is by her side, her hand clenched into a fist. She's looking down, her hair falling in front of her face casting a shadow over her eyes and she's breathing heavily. If I weren't so scared for my life along with my dignity, I would have been extremely turned on… where the fuck that come from?
Shit, she's advancing… must escape…
"Sasuke, I WILL finish this exam, therefore you WILL do as I say. I suggest that you start cooperating with me right fucking now or so help me Kami I will rip of those family jewels of yours and dash all your hopes of resurrecting you clan! Do you unders…"
With speed that would put even the Yellow Flash to shame, I tore off my pants.