After word about Sakura's and my engagement got out, things started to go crazy.
An angry mob made of my admirers raised arms against Sakura and commenced with a surge upon her house. For a whole week she was unable to leave her house.
Finally after being cooped up for to long, Sakura foolishly decided to brave the mob and presented herself to them outside her house alone and unarmed.
She gruesomely strangled and beaten to a bloody pump and dragged through the city by her hair.
She didn't last long, I just wish she had gone more peacefully and I had the time to tell her how much I loved her.
She will forever be in my heart.
I'm just kidding. She didn't die, that would be a horrible way to end our story.
No, it's been two years since that eventful physical which also happens to be our two-year anniversary.
Sakura said yes obviously and we decided that we had waited long enough to be together so we might as well just elope.
It worked out for the best. Tsunade performed the ceremony and Naruto and Kakashi were our two witnesses.
The perfect ceremony; just us and our family.
And now our family is expanding, our first child is due any minute now; the anniversary Sakura could ever give me. I just pray to Kami that if it's a boy it won't have pink hair.
11:58 I hear a wail. We have a son.
The End.
The perfect family.
I'm done. Sorry it's short, but it's been killing me and I just needed to get it over with. Oh, and the first part? That was how I was going to end it but my sister thought it was awful to end it like that, I thought it would be hilarious bu then I figured I might piss some people off so I decided to be nice! Ne, see ya around!