Chibi: HEY THERE PEEPS! Thank you all for your kind reviews, they are greatly appreciated. You're all truly wonderful! (gets a Moogle plushie thrown at her face) HEY!
Shiloh: (shifty eyes) IT WAS SORA!
Sora: (is still bieng tackled by Riku stalkers) AHHHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Sora Stalkers (SS): Get off of him…Or we'll KEEL you all!
Shiloh: …uuuhh… Fine! But you owe me one! (Hits stalkers with a wave from the Heartscepter)
Riku Stalkers (SS): (are thrown into some random pit) NOO! Riku, we've…failed you…(dies)
Sora: Thanks! Could you help me up?
Owen: Shiloh, don't you wanna see the new clothes I bought you? Along with the pizza?
Shiloh: NEW CLOTHES?! PIZZA!? (eye twitch) (drops Sora)
Sora: Heeeey! GET BACK HERE!
Chibi: Shopping, every girl's weakness (eating chocolate)
Kawaii Tokyo angel: I HEARD THAT SISTAH! (tackles Shiloh for new clothes)
Fans: (are looking at Moogle plushie) I wonder how much this would sell for on Ebay?
(maniacal laughter is heard)
Disclaimer: I don't owns Kingdom Hearts, or anything associated with it, but I do own Shiloh, the heartscepter, and my obsession with shopping! (looks in wallet to find that she is undoubtedly broke)
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Chapter 6- Trial of Heart
The party was slashing at heartless left and right, diminishing each of their threats toward them. Seeing a heartless shaped like a green pot, Shiloh swiftly swiped at it, eager to equal the fighting pace with her comrades. They too were destroying the heartless, and trying to the clear the pathway towards the doorknob. When all the heartless were gone, Sora leaned forward, tiredly.
"Whew," he said, wiping his brow. " So many heartless!"
Shiloh patted him on his back, while tiredly exhaling as well.
"Not bad, Keyblade master," she complemented. Sora brightly smiled at her, happy for the complement. "Not bad yourself, Heartscepter weirlder,"
"Uh, guys," began Goofy.
"What's wrong?"
"Look," he said, while pointing to where the rabbit had ran. The tiny blue door had been blocked by a huge bed, or at least it looked huge. Shiloh's eyes widened at the sight—they seemed to have made a stupid mistake. They forgot to push the bed out of the way, before shrinking themselves, but in the haste to explore their new world, it seemed they'd forgotten.
"What are we gonna do now?" questioned Donald, quite irritated.
Shiloh turned to Sora, with a questioning look. "Sora?".
Sora was staring at the humongous bed, thinking of how they would fix this. He felt it was his job, since he was the keyblade master and all.
They all stood there helplessly for a good five minutes, until Donald asked, "Sora, Are you there?" He'd just been standing there all the while. Maybe he's thinking... Shiloh thought, but it was taking awfully long.
Finally, he woke up from his "brainstorm" and said, "Okay guys, I have an idea,"
"Took you long enough," muttered Donald, lowly.
Sora ignored the comment and continued "Let's all climb under the bed, then, we'll go into the blue door from there,"
"It took you five minutes to think of THAT?!" yelled Donald. Apparently the plan didn't appeal to the duck.
Sora shrugged, and pointed to his head. "What can I say? I'm an intensive thinker,"
"Okay, 'intensive thinker', lets get going!" said Shiloh, tired of waiting.
She began to walk ahead, with Goofy right behind her. Donald and Sora followed as well, and decided to continue their comment conversation later.
Once they reached the foot of the bed, Shiloh peered down on the trivial opening for them to crawl under.
"Hmm… Are you sure we'll fit?," she asked, looking at Sora.
"Not positive, but lets try anyway," he said, rather quickly.
Shiloh smiled-- always so positive… she thought.
Sora was the first to attempt to squeeze under the bed. He managed to get his whole torso, and legs in, but we were having a bit of difficulty with the shoes. As a result, Donald, Goofy, and Shiloh were trying to shove the bright, yellow, things under.
"If you didn't wear such big shoes we wouldn't have this!," she said, while using the palm of her hand to push the heel in. Sora replied stubbornly, but she couldn't make out what he said, since he was halfway under the bed.
Finally, after countless pushes and shoves, they had gotten Sora's shoes to fit under it, and Shiloh was next to climb under. She sighed, the thought of climbing under the tight underside of a bed, on the dirty floor didn't really appeal to her; but she wanted to find her friends.
She lay on her stomach, and slowly slid under the bed. She could hear Sora, who had slid about halfway across the bed, toward the door, screaming "I'm almost there!"
She certainly didn't want to be stuck under there forever, so she tried to inch her way toward Sora's direction as well. It was quite irritating, with her chin hitting the hard floor, because she couldn't stand. She heard Goofy and Donald behind her, making equal progress, and she didn't want to slow them down, so she tried to inch faster.
When she saw a small light, and didn't hear Sora, she knew she was close to the opening. As she slid over to it, she stuck her hands out, to completely slide out. Suddenly, she felt someone grab her hands, and rapidly slide her out fully. Sora then lifted her up by her hands and asked "You okay?"
She gave him a bit of an irritated look. Why did he always have to ask her that? I mean, they were on a perilous adventure, but she wanted him to lighten up.
"Sora, please, I 'm fine," she replied, hastily wiping dust off of her miniskirt.
He seemed to sense her attitude, and said "Hey, I'm sorry okay? It's just…"
"That's quite enough. If we're going to bicker, we should do it later," she said, interrupting him.
"We're not bickering, I'm just saying something,"
"Sora, I said not now," she said, stepping away from him a little.
He muttered something, and turned away from me. Now he's mad, what a stupid and pointless argument... I just want to prove that I'm perfectly capable of protecting myself… Shiloh thought.
I don't get why she gets so angry, It's just, I don't want her to get hurt...but I guess climbing under a bed isn't really hazardous... Sora thought. Goofy and Donald emerged from under the bed to see the two teens not facing each other.
"Um, guys?" asked Donald.
They turned to face him, and then noticed they'd made it from under the bed as well; it was time to go. Placing their argument aside, Shiloh and Sora turned to face the blue door, and entered.
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As they walked into the room, they saw cards, standing cards, lined up in front of us. The cards had the appearance of sentinels, with their long spears and axes clasped in their hands. A small, blonde, girl, downing a puffy light blue dress, was standing on a wooden pedestal, much like a court's, in front of an even larger one.
A rather morose looking queen sat at the top, twirling a small rod with a heart on top. The bunny they'd seen earlier was running up some steps to a pedestal of his own. Once he reached the top, he panted for one second--then lifted up the shiny trumpet he was holding, and blew it.
"Court is now in session!" he yelled. The girl small girl turned to look up at the rabbit, a look of disdain in her eyes.
"I'm on trial? But why?"
Ignoring the girl, the rabbit announced "Her majesty, the queen of hearts presiding!"
"This girl is the culprit, there's no doubt about it!" the queen said. "And the reason is.. .Because I say so, that's why!"
"That is so unfair!" protested the young girl.
This queen doesn't sound too nice… thought Shiloh.
"Well, have you anything to say, in your defense?" she questioned.
"Of course! I've done absolutely nothing wrong! You may be the queen…But I'm afraid that doesn't give you the right to be so…so mean!" said the girl.
"SILENCE! You dare defy me?!" yelled the queen, making Shiloh flinch just a little.
"Hey guys, we should help her out," suggested Sora.
"Yeah, I wouldn't want to be in that type of situation," said Shiloh.
"Yeah, but, uhh," started Donald.
"We're outsiders, so wouldn't that be muddling?" said Goofy.
"Meddling!" corrected Donald.
"Oh, yeah, and that's against the rules,"
Sora cocked his head, a little confused. Shiloh once again looked upon the court session in the new world.
"The court finds the defendant… guilty as charged!" yelled the queen. "For the crimes of assault, and attempted theft of my heart,"
"You mean, the heartless?" said Shiloh, and looked toward Sora, who gasped.
"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" she yelled, and the cards turned towards her, raising their axes and spears menacingly.
"No, no! Oh please!" she pleaded.
"Hold it right there!" interjected Sora, running forward.
I knew he would do something about it Shiloh thought, knowingly, as she chased after him.
"Who are you? How dare you interrupt my court!" the queen fumed.
"Excuse me, but we know who the real culprit is!" said Sora.
"It's the Heartle-," Shiloh started, followed by her mouth being covered by Goofy.
"Anyway, she's not the one you're looking for," Sora continued.
"Nonsense… Have you any proof?" she asked. Sora paused at this, because we had no proof. They locked the girl in the cage, as the queen said "Bring me evidence, to prove your point,". She pointed to a small opening at the side of the courtyard, leading to… somewhere.
Goofy removed his hand from Shiloh's mouth, and she brushed some hair behind her ear, embarrassed.
"Um, sorry, I forgot that we're not supposed to mention the heartless," she said.
"That's okay," said Goofy.
"Hey, let's go see that girl," suggested Sora.
"Yeah," they agreed.
They ran up to the yellow cage, in which she was being held captive, and she said "Oh thank you very much! I'm Alice,"
"I'm Sora, and these are my friends Shiloh, Donald, and Goofy," he said, introducing them.
"Thank you for your help! I fell down the rabbit hole, and landed here, and that queen convicted me of those crimes," she continued.
"We'll try to set you free," said Shiloh.
Before anyone could say anything else, the card that was standing next to the cage thrust a spear in front of them, shrilly saying "No speaking with the defendant!"
"You guys should learn some manners!" corrected Shiloh, glaring at the guard.
"C'mon Shiloh," said Sora, dragging her off by the arm. Once they reached the small opening, they entered, to collect their evidence.
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Chibi: Yeah! That's chappy six! There's another update right after this one, and then another on St.Patricks day! Sorry for the shortness of this one!
Shiloh: (sobs)
Chibi: What's wrong with you?
Shiloh: The evil fans sold my Moogle plushie on Ebay! (sobs again)
Fans: And we only got 1.75!
Shiloh: (glares daggers at Fans)
Sora: I've decided to give up playing KH, I'll just watch it on Youtube!
Riku: I'll give him 5 minutes.
Jeff: I'll give him 2 seconds.
Sora: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO- (eye twitch) …Must…play…KH (tackles PS2)
Chibi: That's all for now folks! Next chappy is coming VERY soon!