Disclaimer: I do not own McFly
A/N: Kay, just to say again, please read Dougie Poynter's Man Journal again since this is Harry's side of the story. Also, sorry this is two days late I've been busy with Harry Potter activities! GO HARRY POTTER…ESPECIALLY DRACO MALFOY! RIP Son of Dork and Harry's beautiful blonde hair D: OH Tom got a kitten and Dougie has a puppy, how cute is that?
Five
Tom and I made lunch today, I'm proud of myself. It was one of the first times that I helped cook something that didn't end up in the house burning down or someone's pants lighting on fire…we'll just let that story stay hidden…Anyway we were all eating and Dougie seemed to be looking down at his food unsure whether to eat it. He started looking up and looking at Danny and I figured out that he and Tom were playing footsie and poor Dougie was stuck in the middle. Tom started babbling on about his secret life as a slash writer and I remember this one story I read where Dougie was in high school with Tom and Danny and I was this computer technician and we fell in love…it was so cute!! I know, me saying cute…how whack is that? Dougie now was twitching a bit and kind of looking around quickly like he needed a reason to get up, I wonder why. Danny asked him to get something from the pantry (just so he could have better access to Tommy Boy I bet!) and Dougie jogged over quickly, he's got a nice butt if you ever have time to look at it. There seemed to be noises in the pantry and Dougie walked back over and handed Danny the beer he wanted before sitting down.
"James Bourne's in our pantry!" Dougie said in shock suddenly and all four of us rushed over to the pantry to find the strange boy standing there. Clinically insane much?
"James, what are you bloody doing in our pantry!?" Tom asked confused.
"THIS ISN'T THE MALL?" James shouted and ran out our back door. I leaned out confused, this Busted breaking up thing upset him so much that's he's gone insane eh?
"Did he have a bag?" I asked looking back at Danny who was scratching his head in confusion.
"I suspect so, wonder what was in it…" Danny replied and then something caught his attention and stopped what he was saying. I headed upstairs and got on my laptop that I recently bought…notebook I have a confession. See I've had this MAJOR crush on Dougie for ages which is why I hug him and kiss him and stuff and the only way I could figure out what he was thinking was by posing as someone else. So I recently learned that he too goes on McFly boards and chat rooms to see what's up with our fans under the name Peter and I found him and started talking to him. Oh hey Doug's on his computer too!
HELENTENNIEONG!!!11:
HIYA PETE PMSL LOLOLOLL!!!!1111 (I know I can't believe myself either, how can I talk like this?!)
PeteMaster:
Uh hi there Helen
HELENTENNIEONG!!!1:
DID U C THE NEW INTERVIEW MCFLY DID? TOM N DAN R OBVSLY GAY TGTHR
(Actually I know they are for sure ha!)
PeteMaster:
Can't say I did, and what make you think that?
HELENTENNIEONG!!!1:
WELL TOM WAS LIKE ALL LOOKIN IN DAN'S PANTS AREA OMGGG THT WULD BE SO HOT RITE:OOO HOPFULY DOUG ISN'T TAKN I WUB HIIIM!!!11
PeteMaster:
As far as I know he's single….but you never know
HELENTENNIEONG!!!1:
OMMGG R U GOING TO THE GIG TM WE CULD MT UP?
PeteMaster:
Er…I'm not sure if I'm going yet…
HELENTENNIEONG!!!:
O WELL THTS NOT PROPER, C U HAF TO GO PEETTTEEEER LOLOLOL
PeteMaster:
I just have…things…to do that take time
HELENTENNIEONG!!!1:
HLD ON K?
I got this brilliant idea since Dougie seemed to have an attitude with 'Helen' currently. I ran downstairs and got a piece of this cake that's Tom had bought at the store the day before and spit in it before going up to Doug's door. I heard some shuffling after I knocked and Dougie showed up in front of me…god those eyes…this was worth it.
"Brought you some cake we got!" I said smiling innocently and handed him the cake before skipping back down the hall. Ha, I love the boy but he deserves it. I got back to my computer to see Dougie had sent a new message.
PeteMaster:
You there?
HELENTENNIEONG!!1:
SOZ HAD TO GIVE SOMEFIN TO MI BRO, I SPIT IN IT THOUGH LOLOL
PeteMaster:
That's not nice…
HELENTENNIEONG!!!1:
WELL HE DSRVES IT K? I WUB DOUGIE DON'T U?
PeteMaster:
You
know I like Harry the most
OH MY FREAKING GOD, DOUGIE LIKES ME THE MOST!!! Or maybe it's just a cover up story…or maybe not? This is like a revelation in the world of Harry Mark Christopher Judd. Currently I am doing a bit of a jig, wait someone's at the door.
Sorry! It was Danny; he wanted to know why the floor was shaking outside my room. I told him it was because I got my groove thing on and unlike him I had mad dance skills. Danny then promptly started sniffing and ran to Tom….I think I hear noises coming from their room…. Oh hey Charlie sent an email and he says he misses James. You think James knows?
Six
I am so embarrassed. The story starts with me getting up this morning and grabbing one of my favorite shirts out of my closet…evil shirt… It went and got itself stuck on my arms as I was trying to put it on and got me lodged in part of my closet!! Luckily Dougie heard me as he was walking by and came in to help me but somehow we ended up on the floor with me on top of him in basically no clothes. Tom just HAD to walk in at that EXACT moment (which I would have LOVED that current moment if Dougie actually liked me) and he started freaking out. Dougie pushed me off him and ran out the door after Tom and I got my clothes in order before laying on my bed.
"Mate, you okay?" a voice said as I heard footsteps approaching.
"Yeah Dan, I wouldn't…" I replied as I sat up and completely lost train of thought, "Are you in a tutu?"
"It's actually quite nice, you think Tom will like it?" Danny said spinning in a circle.
"Where did you even get that?"
"It's one of Vicky's that accidently got into my stuff one time I guess."
"Accidently?"
"Yeah, I'm going to get something to drink…want anything?" Danny asked with that cheeky grin he gets. I just shook my head no and laughed and told him to go get Tom before lying back on my bed again. I heard Dougie telling Tom to go after our Bolton friend and decided to wander downstairs to see what was up with Dougie, I felt really bad for this morning.
"Sorry bout that, did you tell Tom?" I said and my cheeks felt like they were on fire as his blue eyes met mine.
"Yeah, no biggie." Dougie replied with that irresistible smile, my heart was melting just looking at it.
"Good…." I replied and soon there was this awkward silence, "Danny in a tutu?"
"Yes, don't know where he got it though." Dougie said confused.
"Vicky maybe?" I said nervous and gave a little laugh.
"Do you really see her having a tutu?" Dougie responded with a pointed glance at me. I hadn't thought of that, she really wasn't a girl to own a tutu like that…does that mean Danny bought it personally? How mind boggling. The rest of the day was spent on writing songs for the new album possibly, they never let me have any fun in helping…HOW RUDE, and Dougie went into his room during the time me and Danny played monopoly. Danny and I were still playing while him and Tom dyed Tom's hair dark brown for the Paul K video we were doing soon which actually looked really good on him…his eyebrows finally matched his hair… About tenish I wandered into Dougie's room to find him in his boxers and a t-shirt watching Not Another Teen Movie on his bed and joined him. Just when I was about to cuddle up to Dougie we heard noises from Tom's room, he would die a slow painful death next time I see him. We looked at each other and army crawled to Tom's stairs to his room and got to the top parts before stopping.
"Danny, watch it!" Tom said as I leaned on top of Dougie and we both looked around to find the two boys playing with dolls. Well really they were Barbie and friends but still, where in the world did they get the Barbies from? I bet Tom has a whole collection that we never knew since he hid it behind the Star Wars stuff…must investigate later Notebook.
"Are they playing with DOLLS?" Dougie whispered. I nodded and I got off of Dougie and grabbed the video camera before sneaking back up. I recorded it and watched Dougie as he tried to keep himself from giggling like he does when he's excited. I love his giggle really, especially when we're on TV and he doesn't know what to say so he just giggles. NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT YOUR BANDMATE JUDD, GET IT TOGETHER.
"This is so going online." Suddenly Danny looked over at us, crap.
"Wait, what are you doing with that camera?" Danny said in shock.
"GET THEM!" Tom screamed as Dougie and I rushed down the stairs. I put the video dvd in my pants and rushed after Dougie as we sprinted to the first floor.
"GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" Danny said as he tripped over the couch and completely fell on the floor.
"NEVER!" Dougie screamed as Dougie took my hand (almost sending me into a shock) and we ran outside laughing. Soon we collapsed in the grass and Tom found the video camera.
"HA!"
"YOU DIDN'T WIN FLETCHER!" I said as he took the mini dvd out of my pants and waved it. Tom's mouth dropped open and soon all four of us were laughing on the front lawn, our neighbors looking over like we were insane. LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY!
Seven
I think we all got drunk last night or something because I was just in Dougie Poynter's bed, my hand around his waist. Even though Doug doesn't want to admit it, this probably has changed something between us. Well it kind of went like this notebook so see for yourself…
"Good morning sweetheart…" I mumbled in dream land as I snuggled into the warm mass next to me that smelled so good and intoxicating.
"Good morning Harry…WAIT HARRY?!" Dougie screamed and jumped out of bed as I woke up a bit, "WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BLOODY FUCKING BED?"
"Did you just say bloody fucking?" I replied sitting up and rubbing the sleep out of me eyes, "DEAR LORD DOUGIE CONTROL THAT MOUTH OF YOURS!"
"Why are you all ruddy screaming?" Tom asked marching in. Ah Saint Fletcher here to save the day or ruin what could have been a moment…he's still going to die a slow and painful death… "Is Harry in your bed?"
"YES! I want to know why!" Dougie protested back as he did that scrunching thing against the wall that he gets when he's not sure what to do. Weirdo much.
"Must have been after we taped Tom and Danny with those dolls…remember we had those beers?" I cut in scratching my head, " I must of just stayed here instead of going back to my room. You worry too much Doug."
"Well most people do when they wake up in their bed with their best friend holding them!!" Dougie replied and rolled his eyes. Yeah but what if that best friend wants to hold them? I wish I could tell him, but he's straight I bet and I know he likes girls…so why would he like me? Stupid Harry falling in love with his best friend!! The rest of the day was a bit boring if you asked me except for lunch where Danny told us that his arse was sore and couldn't make it to this Red Nose Day surprise for these kids who raised money. Tom sent Danny back in a cab and told Fletch that Danny had just gotten sudden food poisoning and couldn't make it…I think it would have been a hoot to say that Danny had too much sex and couldn't make it because of that but no one listens to me! Dougie had to sing Danny's part and since I always watch him when I can I know he did really good for never singing the part. At the end after the kids left I put on one of those Red Nose Day headbands and made Tom laugh before going behind Dougie and hugging him. I told him he did really well and decided to squeeze his butt just because it was so cute to see him go bright red, ha I'm good. Now Tom and Dougie are over in the other room and Dougie seems to be freaking out because Tom's writing in his journal, wonder what about.
I'm in pain…-Danny
Well it is your fault for letting Tom do that so many times Dan.
Still D: - Danny
Idiot, but it's okay because we love you for that.
Good, oh and Harry I have news for you! Tom told me that Dougie might like you because of something he read in Doug's journal! –Danny
WHAT?!?! OH MY GOD, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO HAVE AN EPIPHANY IN MY CLOSET!