Disclaimer: You know that I know that you know that I know that I do not own McFly.

A/N: Yay for me doing another chapter, only three more to go! Currently I'm still a bit sick, tired, and a tiny bit in pain but hey McFly always makes it better eh?

Seven

I really need to stop having epiphanies; Tom says I'm becoming a girl every day. So this morning after I ran into my closet and screamed for about an hour I went into the bathroom feeling a bit happier and hit the radio…suddenly Britney Spears came on and I JUST FELT THE SOUL OF THAT SONG. I started singing and swaying to the music that I didn't even notice Dougie leaning in my bathroom doorway, how embarrassing!

"I'm not a girl, not yet a woman!" I sang as I twirled and thought to myself. Dougie would make a nice woman…

"OH you want me to make you a woman?" Dougie asked as he came up next to me and scared me before making our skin come in contact, "Aw is little Hazza blushing?" Currently I was having a moment with myself because of the contact, HE NEEDS TO MOVE HIS BLOODY ARM FROM WHERE IT CURRENTLY IS.

"What?! No!" I said pushing Doug away before I turned bright red and started heading for the nearest closet, "What do you think you're doing?!"

"That hurt's Harry," Dougie said holding his chest and faking death, "Right here!"

"OUT OF MY BATHROOM! OUT, OUT, OUT!"I screamed, trying to hide my bright red face and er other areas, "I need to take a shower.

"Are you sure I can't come with you?" Dougie replied. My body completely stopped moving when he said that, did he really just say that? DO YOU THINK HE MEANS IT? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY BLOODY FUCKING GOD!

"What?" I got out and gulped as Dougie left and I slammed the door. I slid down and sat on the cold tile and looked in the mirror, I had just dug myself a big hole and now I was stuck in it. I took a quick shower and ended up in the closet where I am now with a flashlight and you, my notebook, of course. Closets aren't really all bad, I mean yeah some of the metaphorical ones are a bit odd…but once you get used to it. Before I came in here to write and think to myself I think I saw James Bourne outside the window…oh which reminds me I have to call Charlie…he left a message last night. Hold on while I give him a ringy dingy.

Okay back, that took longer than I thought. Apparently it isn't Charlie who misses James, it's Matt and Matt is very deprived so he's stalking Charlie and Charlie would like to be left alone…makes total sense right? Wait I hear something outside, hang on again.

It was just James climbing up the side of the house, I told him that Matt was missing him and he seemed to stop and almost fall…poor guy. Wait, why was he on the side of our house? Must be for something that Tom wants or maybe he just likes our house? I like our house…especially the closets… CRAP NOISES ON THE ROOF!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE!!!!

Eight

So we weren't going to die yesterday, it was just Tom getting James and Dougie off the roof. Apparently Dougie is now a psychopathic emo who wants to kill himself in a brutal way, according to Tom at least…nutters all of them. I laughed as I watched Danny hand him all that depression medicine this morning, the poor boy looked like he was going to wring Danny's little neck. A second ago I was online talking to Dougie again as Helen, thinks that I'm some teenie or something still…hold on I'll print it out and stick it in here.

HELENLUVSDOUGIE!!!!:

OMG PETEERRRR!!11 HARRY AND DOUG1E SH0ULD S0 HOOK UP RITE?

Emo Peter:

If you like Dougie so much why do you think he should be with Harry?

HELENLUVSDOUGIE!!!!:

WELL OBVIOUSLY THEY R MENT 2 BE 2GETHER, I MEAN LOOK AT THEM

Emo Peter:

What?

HELENLUVSDOUGIE!!!:

EVRY TIME THEY R ON THE TELLY ITS LYKE HARRY CANT STOP LOOKING AT DOUG

Emo Peter:

Lies.

HELENLUVSDOUGIE!!!!:

NO LIEZ THEY R SO IN LUV THEY JUST DONT KNOW IT YET

Emo Peter:

…

HELENLUVSDOUGIE!!!!:

WUT IF THEY HAD BABIEZ? THOSE WULD BE RLY PRETTY BABIEZ RITE?

Emo Peter:

MEN CAN'T HAVE BABIES YOU FOOL!

HELENLUVSDOUGIE!!!:

SAYS WHO?

Emo Peter:

GOD DOES! I'm leaving now, good bye Helen.

See what I mean, he can get so temperamental with the poor girl…who's actually me… I laughed when I heard Dougie fall out of his chair after logging off, that dork! I wandered down to the family room and started a conversation with Dougie about his jumping off the roof. Through the whole thing he seemed nervous and looked like he wanted to get out of the room, odd right?

"That, mate, is a boy in love." Danny said placing a hand on my shoulder.

"Or a boy who's had too many depressants that his friend gave him!"

"THEY WERE HAPPY PILLS!"

Excuse me while I go bang my head into the nearest wall.

Nine

Dougie was all skittish today; like he was unsure of something…I wonder what. Danny and I had to go and talk to Fletch about something at the studio and the two of us decide to have a Dan and Haz day. YAY! We got to the studio and it took what seemed like ages to find Fletch and after the meeting Danny and I went into the studio to find something he said he left here.

"When are you going to tell him?" Danny asked as he looked around the area we usually went too when we came.

"Tell who what?"

"Dougie."

'What am I telling Dougie?" I asked confused.

"That you love him." Danny replied as he picked up what looked like a hat and put on his sunglasses.

"WHAT?" I sputtered as we walked out the front door and out to his car. I hate it when we let Danny drive but seeing as my cars in the shop I had no choice. IT'S LIKE YOU COULD DIE WHEN YOU'RE IN A CAR WITH DANNY!

"It's so obvious Hazza, I mean come on." Danny said rolling his eyes as he pulled out.

"Uh where are we going to eat by the way?"

"We'll just get some fish and chips or something, now don't change the subject!" Danny commanded and whapped my hand.

"Sorry, but is it really that noticeable?"

"Yeah mate, but I reckon he likes you too." Danny said smirking as he looked around the corner before turning. I sat back and listened to Danny sing with the radio and watched the trees go by…could he really like me like that? Danny accidently got into a little trouble with a woman in the fish and chips shop, that was a bit odd…I think she was a transvestite secretly….Soon after we ate I finally got Danny to stop haggling me about telling Dougie that I like him and we soon got back to McFly Manor. I just snorted as I wrote that to be honest. Currently Tom says Dougie has locked himself in the bathroom with his journal and MP3 player, how odd…the poor guy has officially gone insane I think.

"Sorry bout Danny…" Tom mentioned as I ate a slice of pizza that was in the fridge from a night or two ago.

"Hm?"

"I bet he tried to figure out why you don't tell Dougie that you're in love with him." Tom said as he absentmindily swirled the water in his glass around. I had been taking a sip of my beer and spit it all over the table.

"WHAT?"

"Harry, everyone but Dougie knows…I mean even our FANS know you like him." Tom pointed out, "Signs saying HARRY JUST TELL HIM and things like, that haven't you noticed?" I then proceeded to scarf my pizza and came up to my closet of woe and am now currently hiding in it. Great, so I was officially in love with my best friend who was absolutely straight and everyone knew it but him! Can life get any worse? Hey the lights just went out…what the hell is going on?!?! IS THAT JAMES BOURNE SCREAMING!?! OH NO IT'S ARMEGGEDON, HARRY'S AND CHILDREN FIRST!