Disclaimer: Do not own McFly, do secretly own Harry though…shhhh….

A/N: So final chapter of Posh boy's story, later tonight you will get to know Tom's story which is TOTALLY different compared to these two boys I reckon. Thanks for the reviews guys!

Sixteen

Had a wonderful time with Dougie over the past 24 hours, no not in that way you sick minded notebook! He's still too innocent, well not really…did you hear he might have gotten a girl pregnant at 15? SCANDALOUS! I still love him anyway. God there is so much noise coming from downstairs I hope Danny didn't light something on fire, I'll write down what happens because you never know how funny this could be…

"Will you two stop with the freaking shouting?" I asked walking in and twisting a finger in my right ear, "Some people are trying to get a little sleep!" Or really just dreaming about a certain boy, but we don't have to go into details on that now do we?

"Harry!" Doug exclaimed and came over to hug me.

"Morning babe, but really the shouting?" I replied yawning, "I know it's almost noon and everything and that you like to have sugar…"
"Sorry, we were really looking at this remote I found behind the marmite! Tom's got it."
"We have marmite!?" I said, forgetting the boys bickering and wandered into the kitchen. If there was one thing I couldn't resist that wasn't Dougie, it would be marmite. I love the taste of it, just so damn addicting! AND IT CAN GO ON ANYTHING! Marmite, marmite, I love you, oh marmite, marmite yes I doooooo! Sorry, having a moment. I wandered back in with a mouthful of marmite and crackers and noticed a pink book sitting there.

"Is that PINK?" I asked confused. There was this odd noise coming from somewhere…like a small beep or a small buzz…where in the world was it coming from?

"It's my diary! You three have yours and this one is mine!" Tom protested and stuck out his bottom lip.

"At least mine is manly…" Dougie replied showing the journal he had with him. I then proceeded to notice the little remote they were bickering over.

"Not mine either."
"What?!" Tom said confused, "Then how did it get in our house?" Somehow that noise I heard earlier came back and this time it was louder.

"Is it beeping?!" Dougie screamed and hugged my side tightly, he was always scared of little beeping noises I guess.

"Wait a second is that James outside the window?" Danny said walking over confused as there was a sudden boom. Oh crap, if this wasn't so funny I'd be terrified to death. AHAHA OH MY GOD DANNY'S HAIR SOMEHOW CAUGHT FIRE AHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Seventeen

Not much happened after that really yesterday, we think it was James Bourne with the help of Matt Willis (which how did he get access to our cupboards anyway?!). While I was rolling around on the floor laughing Dougie had to pour water on Danny to put his hair out and Tom was crying cause his eyebrows didn't look exactly the same. WELL HIS EYEBROWS DON'T USUALLY MATCH HIS BLONDE HAIR SO WHY IS HE JUST NOW WORRYING ABOUT THEM? Seriously whack much? We went to this Red Nose Day thing on like BBC and then Mickey D's which is always a delight, mmm French fries, before coming back home. Currently I'm sneaking up on Dougie, will write in you when I get back!

I don't know why my eyebrows don't match my hair Harry Judd! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME IN YOUR BOOK THING! Besides, I think I look quite sexy right now even if a bit of my right eyebrow is missing…you think anyone will notice? THE HORROR! You shouldn't just leave this lying around while you go to make out with Dougie, tsk tsk! –Tom

Is me hair catchin on fire really that funny? I think me hair is beautiful! - Danny

Yes, yes it is. –Tom

Thank you Thomas, let's go shag now. –Danny

Er…CREEPERS! HAVING A CONVERSATION IN MY NOTEBOOK? THANKS REALLY! So while these two were having fun in my bedroom, for which they shall pay for later, I went over to Dougie's room. He was writing in his journal and got up to go to the bathroom, did you know he wants Charlie's eyebrows and to live in a nudist colony? I wouldn't mind the second one but the first one is just…noooooo….noo way man. I wrote him a bit of a message and told him I was bisexual because well I love him of course but that doesn't mean that I still didn't like woman, Dougie's just different ya know? He's decided he wants to make a goal of turning me completely gay one day, YEAH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT DOUG! Dougie's gone and dyed his hair again since it's longer, I think it looks rather nice though I do miss the lip ring…it made him look like a rebel…rawrrr. Stop it Harry, do not use sexual innuendo in your own notebook! I think I will now take a note from Tom and see what Dougie's up too, most likely writing in his journal, later gator.

Oh wait, I had to add this. Dougie's writing a song! He wants to call it Pennsylvania…I think it's a work in progress don't you? Probably going to be a weird songs where we're all gay and woman in the music video or something…I'd kill him if that actually happened. Makin us dress as weirdos…erg…Dougie wants me to follow him now, going FOR REAL this time!

Eighteen

With luck I convinced him to call it Transylvania maybe and Tom said it could be on the next CD, I think that I should become a song writer on some of these songs…maybe one about a relationship or something… I want to put my hands on your skin underneath the clothes that you're in, so kick off your shoes let the fun begin! OH I LIKE IT, DON'T YOU? I'll have to tell Tom and Danny that one! Dougie was all excited today because we got the official scripts to Just My Luck, that movie we're doing with Lindsay Lohan. I used to have a MAJOR crush on her, but of course that has left with my love for Dougie moving in! Dougie's a bit mad because he says maybe two lines while Tom and I have tons and Danny has a lot, Doug just gets to make barfing noises. We're planning on making an American CD, how cool is that? WE COULD BE GLOBAL BY THE TIME YOU FIND THIS NOTEBOOK! Wait are you even English? What if you're American? That would be funny, an American living in our house and finding the mess we made of it…poor American. I AM SORRY! TRULY! The cops just called and told Tom that there were reports of suspicious activities going on in our front yard, er what? Tom and Danny have rushed out there and I have woken up Dougie who had fallen asleep on my stomach and we rushed out there to see James in a tree costume. Oh god, this is confusing much.

"James, you're standing in our yard…in a tree costume…" Dougie stated and gave him a weird look.

"What?" James said looking around, "No I'm not."
"Yes."
"No."

"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES BLOODY FRUITCAKE YES!"

"NO FREAKING PINEAPPLE NO!"

"DON'T MOCK MY LINGO!"
"I CAN MOCK YOUR LINGO WHENEVER I WANT TOO!"

"James, seriously, stop provoking Dougie…you know he doesn't like it when someone insults his individuality." I said slipping an arm around Dougie's neck and pulling the boy close, "Now please get out of our yard before we call the cops again.

"The cops?!" James said with wide eyes, "They know I've escaped?"
"Yes, and apparently you picked up Matt on the way here?" Danny replied, "Saw you two lookin in the window when you set me hair on fire!"

"Sorry bout that..." James mumbled before starting into a fast waddle, "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME COPPERS!"

"Did he just dive into a bush?"
"I think so…" I said looking around and bringing Dougie with me. Fletch pulled up and asked why we were looking at a man in a tree costume in a bush and Tom said he would explain it later. We had to work most of the day, which I didn't mind because drumming is my passion right? It's like almost as good as sex minus the sweat and stuff, you should try drumming some time! Dougie's going on about how we have to get a new toaster and help out the toaster genies…kay gonna let that one go…

Nineteen

Got up this morning, got some toast, and had a lovely conversation with Tom in the kitchen. Seriously.

"Hey Haz." Tom said not looking up from his newspaper.

"Morning Tomarse."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"Blame the fans, they make me." I said snickering.

"How's things with Dougie?" Tom said after giving a stern glare.

"Really good."

"You haven't….?"

"No."

"Are you going too?"

"Someday."

"Does that mean like tonight?"

"Maybe."

"Can you speak with more than one word?"

"Depends."

"I'm going to smack you with this paper Harry Judd!"

"Ok, ok sorry!" I said holding up hands up in defense, "SHOWER TIME!"

"JUST STAY OUT OF THE CLOSET!" Tom yelled as I headed up the stairs. Which reminds me, I haven't been in the closet in days…does this mean I'm getting better at resisting it? I took a shower and remembered that my clothes were in my room and put a towel on. Found Dougie being chased by Danny in the hallway.

"HARRY SAVE ME!" Dougie squeaked with wide eyes. I had just gotten out of the shower, what did he expect me to do? GLOMP DANNY TO DEATH?

"THAT WASN'T FUNNY!" Danny screamed as they ran into the younger boy's room, "DOUGIE!"

Well that was just weird, time to get dressed! I changed and then headed into Dougie's room to ask him what was going on only to find him hiding in the closet. Oh the irony, you will pay for this closet gods!

"Doug?" I asked walking up to the closet, "Doug, what are you doing down there?"

"Crying."
"Why's that?" I said sitting down in front of him in the darkish closet. Heehee clothing ruffled my hair, I'm such a ticklish person!

"Danny threw Mr. Snuggles out the window…"

"Oh Dougie..." I said and held my boyfriend. I knew how much that bear meant to him. It meant more to him than even possibly Zukie his lizard did.

"YOU TWO IN THE CLOSET!"

"What?" I asked looking up, way to ruin a moment Tom, "Can't you see were having some US time?"

"WHAT IS THIS?" Tom said holding out Mr. Snuggles. Tom, looking oh so manly in pink gloves and a big hat that oddly reminded me of Elton John was standing there.

"Were you…gardening?" I asked with a twitch of my eye.
"Geeze Tom, way to gay it up."

"STOP IT! THIS…THING…LANDED IN MY GARDINIAS!" Tom yelled holding out Mr. Snuggles.

"He's a bear, not a thing. Bear's have feelings too you know!"

"So?"
"Danny threw it in all honesty." I said cutting in on the soon to be argument. Tom got his angry face on, dropped the bear on the bed, and walked out the door. What was yelling soon became the other sort of yelling and well I bet you can use your own imagination there notebook.

Twenty

Today's the day we get rid of our books, I'm sad to see you go somewhat notebook…not gonna lie. It's been fun talking to you about all the weird stuff we get up too, I mean who else would know that Tom gardens or that the real reason for Danny's hair cut was that his hair caught on fire? I think Dougie might do an online blog under another name when we move to our new flats with two of us in each, sadly I will be with Danny but that will probably change the first night we get there. Whoever finds this, good luck to you when you decide to read this all. If we're dead, then sell these on ebay or something! If we're not, maybe you should try to find us and give us a ring? I'd like to know that someone has found our memories and will know about them…maybe it's the sentimental side of me…

Have you ever thought about McFly as the Spice Girls? I'd obviously be Posh Spice, Dougie would be Baby Spice, Tom would be Scary Spice, and Danny would be Sporty Spice…we don't have a fifth member so it's Spice Girls AFTER Geri left. Ahaha, we should do that for Halloween this year…I AM BRILLANT YES? YES! So I told Dougie I loved him today, are you proud of me notebook? I'd like to think so.

Hey Dougie?" I said looking into Dougie's room for the boy

"Yes my love?" Dougie said laughing and then got on top of me as I started laughing from the sight of his smile. "What do you find about me funny?!"

"Nothing, I just love to see you smile."
"Is that so?"
"Yes Dougie Poynter, your smile lights up my life to be honest."

"Good cause yours lights up mine too, and your laugh, and your hair…"
"Dougie…"
"And your eyes, your stubble, your laugh…"
"Dougie!"

"Your crazy sense of humor, your voice when you actually sing…"
"Dougie, I love you."

"Your kisses-WHAT?"

"I love you, I always have." I finally declared and smiled.
"Oh gods Harry," Dougie replied looking like he was going to cry, "You don't know how much that means."
"What saying I love you? Cause it's true." I said smirking.

"I love you too.'

Well this has been my life notebook for the past month or so, well almost a month, and you know the story behind it all. Dougie and I are together and he loves me, LOVES ME! Tom and Danny have been together for who knows how long and all four of us make up the band called McFly. You think we will get even more popular in the future? I don't care, I'm just happy that I have the guys. So this is good bye notebook, I'll see you around sometime eh? No not really, I just wanted to say that. Oh hey Danny has brought the emo toaster; apparently we're going to bury that too as a last reminder of James…wow weirdos….