Author's Note: Remember, people who do not read stories on BOY'S LOVE, beware! Story 4 up: Jiraiya is wearing sunglasses and it worries Naruto (especially if Sasuke is around)? Read on and find out. Complete with the usual NarutoxSasuke hints.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Only this fanficcie is mine.

Story 4 SHADES

"Ero-sennin! Where the hell are you!?"

I woke up early, did a bit of an early workout and prepared myself so as not to be late for today's training session with my new pervert teacher. As usual, I found myself waiting near the women's hot springs where I have first seen him; this was the agreed meeting place for the training.

"Ohayou, Naruto," was the pervert sennin's greeting a few minutes later.

"Oi, Ero-sennin! You told me yesterday that you will be teaching me a new skill today!" I shouted at him.

"Right, right; so I did. Okay, first I want you to go to the hot springs and show me how you progressed so far on your walking-on-water technique," he told me.

"Sure," I muttered. "First, I channel all my chakra down to my feet, then concentrate on my chakra flow while walking on water, piece of cake."

I tried to move across the water for quite a bit. After a long while of staying afloat on the surface without sinking in, I turned back at the Ero-sennin for further instructions.

"That is great, Naruto. Try to walk around a bit more," he declared.

Again, his attention was turned away from me and was looking in at the women's private bath (mental note: a very private one).

This infuriated me.

"At least look at me when you give your comments on what I was doing!"

He finally faced me, and I saw that he was wearing shades.

"What? You think that no one will recognize you behind those sunglasses?" I asked.

"Sshh. Keep it down, kid. If you want to know, this is not your ordinary sunglasses," he whispered to me.

"Oh? What is different with this one?" Oh, boy. I hope that I didn't sound too eager on his new diversion or else this training day will again go to waste.

"Look, look! The glasses on this one are special and one-of-a-kind. This thing should only be used for special occasions. Here, try it out and see."

Before I could stop the pervert man, he already shoved the glasses up my face and was turning me to look at the women's bath. Did I already say that it's private?

The bathing women, who should be wrapped in towels while soaking in the hot springs (at least that is what I heard), are now splashing in the waters naked in front of my sun-glassed eyes. Now I know how some of my former senseis felt when they have had nosebleeds upon seeing my naked female form. I removed the glasses and there they were, enjoying the bath wrapped in their towels. What kind of mystery is this?

"What the hell is this thing?" I asked, my voice rising just a little bit on the octave scale.

"Liked it, did you? Well, these are glasses used by many shinobis for spying. I met up with some of my friends in other countries and they told me about this."

"Your pervert-ness knows no bounds," I told him.

"It's for research, kid. Research!" was the Ero-sennin's defensive reply.

There was a rustling in the nearby bushes, alerting the both of us to approaching company and before I knew it, the pervert sennin has left me there all alone, shoving the sunglasses up my nose.

"Oi! What are you doing here, dobe?"

Of course, that cold and mocking voice could only belong to my one and only rival, Uchiha Sasuke (okay, so he is my best friend and all but I still consider him as my rival). He should be wearing his normal getup (the usual black shirt and white shorts) but in front of my sun-glassed eyes, that idiot is standing there like those women in the hot springs.

"Aaaah!" I scream as I ran away.

"What the hell are you shouting about? Come back here, you dead-last!" I could hear him shouting after me. "And why in blazes are you blushing?"

Come back to him? No way! That guy is not in the habit of wearing any underwear.

Afterthoughts: Hello to all of you Naruto-lovers (including those NaruxSasu and SasuxNaru lovers). This is my birthday ficcie offer to all of you, so I hope you enjoyed reading this one.

Again, thanks to Riyo-sama, Elly Stormrage, Iceheart19 and Yuen-chan for their reviews in the last chapter. Feel free to give out your comments, suggestions and violent (?) reactions to me. See you in the next story!