Author's Note: Remember, people who do not read stories on BOY'S LOVE, beware! Story 5 up: Sakura and the girls are up practicing their spying skills... on whom? Sasuke, of course! But they found out something shocking on him. What is it? Read on and find out. No more SasukexNaruto hints, it's time to get it on! [This is a re-post chapter]

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Only this fanficcie is mine.

Story 5 FANGIRL

"Golden-heart to pinkie-toes. The target is not on the bridge."

"Juu-juu to pinkie-toes. The school cafeteria is empty. I repeat, empty."

"Umm, shy-balm to pinkie-toes. I don't see the target in Ichiraku, over."

"Pinkie-toes to shy-balm. That is not the target, over. Everyone, I have located our target. Meet me at the large tree behind the clump of pines, over."

"Juu-juu to pinkie-toes, is that the tree with the red bark or the tall, thin one?"

"Just look for the one with the headgear protector around it, over. Sheesh!"

After a few minutes, four girls are crouching low behind a clump of pine trees, their heads near each other for fear of being overheard by anyone passing along the main road.

"Golden heart? Since when did you have a golden heart?" Sakura was asking Ino.

"Yeah? Well, it's a lot better than her Juu-juu (note: ten-ten in Japanese), forehead. So unoriginal!" Ino said back, ignoring Tenten's glare.

"And Hinata, how many times have I told you that he is not our target!?" Sakura turned to Hinata, whose cheeks are now becoming redder.

"B-bu-but, I thought that the target will also appear there since Naruto usually show himself around the target," was Hinata's shy reply.

"Never mind that now, Hinata. So tell us, Sakura. Who is with him?" Tenten asked Sakura, still slightly miffed that Ino had called her unoriginal.

"I haven't seen yet. We have to spread out and observe more. Now here is what I want you to do, girls," she told them.

Shinobi work is so very hard to do. Well, at least we could improve our ninja skills from this little activity. That and we would be sure that he is safe from all disaster and harm. Who 'he' is should be clear by now. He is the pride of the Uchiha clan, the genius of our genin class, the dreamboy of all girls' fantasy (except maybe for Hinata, who is so very ga-ga over that loudmouth Naruto), Sasuke-sama!

Yep, Uchiha Sasuke is so popular with the girls that we have formed our own fangirls club just for him, the Bright, Remarkable and Talented Sasuke's Shinobi Club (or BRATSS for short). And no, we are not bratty little girls; it is just our club's name okay? Now the top brass of the club (meaning the four of us girls) are doing some undercover work to check out our favorite genin and to make sure that other fangirls (not us) are not going over the line like stalking him and watching him in his free time.

Okay, all four of us are now hidden on different parts near the training grounds, where I have spotted him earlier going to the area for some early morning training. Our objective this time is to see that he does not overwork himself on his training and to ensure that there are no fangirls and enemies lurking around to glomp him.

Being a true-blooded Sasuke lover, I already know almost all things on and about him. From his birthdate, to the way he likes to brush his hair and to the person he hated the most (err, that would be his older brother). Learning something about Sasuke is a very important event for the group. We have turned into spying and data gathering (meaning we have asked teachers and people who knows him) just to update our sacred book, '1000 Things You Have to Know About Uchiha Sasuke'. I know that these data are very hard to obtain, but we have managed to get all of them so far. And today we got an anonymous tip (ssshhh, don't tell anyone that I got it from Kakashi-sensei himself) that Sasuke is currently training so very early in the morning with a special someone. Who is that someone is what we are here to find out.

"Pinkie-toes, this is golden heart. I could see that there is someone there with him! I will go a bit closer to see who it is."

I have also seen the other person that is there with him. Even I would have a hard time identifying that one because of the hat and cape covering him. Could that be his brother? I could see Sasuke looking so scary with both his sharingan-eyes activated. Punches between them were thrown, the other one not letting up on the other; you could even hear their grunts of pain in the morning air.

It was over after a few minutes, exhausted from all that punch and bodies rolling on the ground. This is the best time to go closer and see who the other person is. I belly-crawled towards the training grounds just in time to see Sasuke removing the hat of the other boy.

Naruto! So he is training every morning with that loudmouth? I would have gone over to punch the blond-haired boy when the most unimaginable, utterly impossible scene was shown in front of my eyes. Sasuke was all over Naruto and is kissing him passionately! From the choking sounds I heard from my earphone, I could assume that this also shocks all the other girls. What the hell is happening between those two!?

"No way! I could not believe what I just saw!" Ino was exclaiming when the four of us gathered at the Ichiraku afterwards.

We have quickly and quietly moved back from the scene of carnage (yes, I felt that we have just been slaughtered) we saw at the training grounds. All of us still have that shocked look in our eyes, knowing that our young minds are sullied forever.

"Tell me that I am just dreaming. Nooo," was Ten-ten's plea. Gosh, I wanna slap her for all that caterwauling she is making inside the ramen shop.

"I c-co-could not be-believe that S-sa-sasuke and N-naruto would do s-some-th-thing like t-t-that," was Hinata's incoherent response.

"I could not believe those two! They are the worst! I hate them and I don't want to see them ever again," I said. No way I would lose to that Ino-pig and Ten-ten when it comes to crying fervently over our beloved Sasuke-sama.

Inner Sakura: Hell yeah! That is by far the most exciting love scene that I have seen between two boys. God, I just love yaoi. Nosebleed!

Afterthoughts: Another fanficcie chappie completed. Now wasn't spying fun? Especially if something unexpected unexpectedly came out. Okay, enough bad puns.

Again, I would wanna thank kashisenshey, Muchacha, Sesshomaru's Godess and Iceheart19 for their reviews in the last chapter. Feel free to give out your comments, suggestions and violent (?) reactions to me. See you in the next story!