Author's Note: Remember, people who do not read stories on BOY'S LOVE, beware! Story 6 up: Itachi corners Naruto? It's Harem-no-Jutsu to the rescue! Or is it? Read on and find out. For ItaxNaru fans... this one's for you.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Only this fanficcie is mine.

Story 6 HAREM

"Naruto-kun, you are coming with me."

Ah, the little kyuubi boy is just too adorable. From the way his baby blue eyes darted around the room, to the way his small lithe body quiver with fear; he looked very much like a cornered rabbit. It makes me want to go to him and cuddle him senseless.

Too bad that my work comes first. The top brass in the Akatsuki has been wanting to get their hands on him, I mean, on the kyuubi's power ever since that blabbermouth Orochimaru has spread the word that the demon fox was in Konoha sealed inside this boy. All of us have not been amused of his everyday yakking of destroying the Leaf village that we have allowed him to 'escape'.

Oh yeah, that is one sick old grandpa. I really thought that I would never get rid of that old pervert's eyes running over my body, I still cringe whenever I remember that. I heard that he is stalking my little brother now. I'm going to bitchslap Sasuke if ever he decided to go to that snake guy, even if he is a legendary sennin.

"Itachi! W-what are you doing here?"

Oh right. Back to my little darling; a jealous kind of guy if you don't give him your whole, undivided attention. Ah, even his petty jealousies are a constant joy to me. I, together with my partner Kisame, have been keeping watch on Naruto for months now and I am very thankful to the organization for giving me this job.

"It's only me, I left Kisame in our hiding place."

Naruto sighed, and I could feel his confidence coming back. Thinks he can take me on, eh? We'll see. Oh, being here alone with him makes my blood boil. Thankfully, I am still cool enough not to have a nosebleed.

"You think that I'll just go with you without putting up a fight?"

"Ah, but your fiery nature excites me very much, Naruto-kun."

Every step I take forward, he takes a step back, until his back was up against the wall. I could see the fear in his eyes and the confusion on his face. Nothing like a little diversion to take the boy's mind off his own safety.

"Harem no Jutsu!"

Quite impressive! Even when in trouble, he could still pull out a trick or two. I will have so much fun taming him. Did he really think he could defeat me with that? Naked women, no less. Many have tried to tempt me with women before but all of them have failed. And with these eyes, I could always tell who is the real one of the bunch.

"Nice try, but it won't fool me."

His body turned back to normal as soon as I grabbed the real one from the group of fakes. I managed to hold onto him as he tried to wriggle out of my grasp. Pinning him down on the bed seems the most logical choice until he quiets down a little.

"Now isn't this quite comfortable?" I asked him, letting out a chuckle as Naruto was shocked at how easily I caught him.

"What the...? Lemme go!"

"I don't think so. You have been a very bad boy, Naruto-kun, giving us a hard time catching you."

The pleasure of having his body beneath my own nearly broke my concentration on the task at hand. This is such a sweet torture! This is not the time for this, I knew that, so I'll just leave this naughty boy a little something to remember me by. And seeing him with his neat little trick, the Harem no Jutsu, has just given me an idea.

"I'm going to have to let you go for now but I'll be sure to get you later. Now, Mange Sharingan!"

"Naruto! Let him go, Uchiha Itachi!"

Just in time. Dear little brother has come to interrupt our little love play. What a spoilsport! I knew I should have blasted him along with the rest of the clan. Never mind that, I will make sure to kill him next time. Slowly... and painfully.

"Little brother, I leave you Naruto-kun for now. I've had so much fun with him today. Be sure to take very good care of him. Fu! Fu! Fu! Fu!"

"What did you do to him!?"

In the deep recesses of Naruto's mind, the power of Itachi's mange sharingan is at work. Everywhere he looked, everywhere he goes, he was glomped by a pack of Itachis. Yes, so many Itachi! An Anbu Itachi, Itachi wearing a red cape, Itachi with one eye covered, Itachi with Akamaru, Itachi with bugs, a lazy Itachi and all other Itachi that you could think of. It's a Harem no Jutsu with Mange Sharingan nightmare. And all of these Itachis are there with only one purpose in mind, to cuddle and glomp him to death.

"That, my little brother, is what you call a 'mind fuck'."

Afterthoughts: Ah, that kind of technique would really be a nightmare (except maybe for the perverts Jiraiya and Kakashi; with the harem of ladies, of course). I just hope I did the sharingan name right.

Again, I would wanna thank kashisenshey, Kurisuteru-chan and Lady of Gryffindor for their reviews and comments in the last chapter. Feel free to give out your comments, suggestions and violent (?) reactions to me. See you in the next story!