Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine... would like to be, but is not.

Warning: some kinkiness and a potty-mouthed kyuubi

Author's Notes: Another story added to my kyuubi collection! Still a SasuxNaru with a twist... MPREG! So what happens with so much smexing and an angry kyuubi? Read and find out... would like some r&r too... even violent reactions are welcome.

Story 11 CONSCIENCE (a Kyuubi special)

"Oi, Dobe! Let's do it one more time."

"What? B-but I'm tired and sleepy now! N-n-nooo... Don't touch there... Ah... Ahh... Ow, my butt is still aching. No, no, no, not that kind of ache! Aah... Ahh... You're such an animal... Sasuke... more..."

For all his grumbling and complaining, the littly guy is so ecchi in bed. Ahh, there goes my beauty sleep. And that Uchiha kid doesn't stop at two. No sir, he'll try to get as much smex as he can until the roosters cackle in the morning, leaving both the kid and I very sleepy.

I would so love to fry that Uchiha boy's p (A/N: kyuubi's foul language censored) but my 'keeper' might get angry and do some stupid or unfathomable thing, like maybe drown himself in his ofuro or something.

Lack of sleep makes me very grumpy lately that I really want to burn a village or two. Their nightly coupling has got to stop! I wasn't meant to be housed inside a kid just to be poked at by Sasuke junior every night.

Hmmm, Sasuke junior, now that has given me a great idea.

'Oi, wake up, boy!'

"Wha-? Who is there?"

'Who else? It's me. Hurry and wake up!'

"Huh? Where am I? Is this...?"

'Yes. It's me again.'

"Oh! It's you, demon fox! Why am I here? Waaah! What has happened to my belly?"

'Don't you remember? You are pregnant.'

Hah! That would show him.

"I am not! How is that possible?"

'Maybe you've had too much sex lately?'

"No way! It's impossible! I am just dreaming! Tell me I am just dreaming."

'What do you think? I must say that being pregnant becomes you though.'

"This is not happening! It's not true! Ow ow ow! I think I am getting some cramps! You, help me!"

'Oh, you look like you're in labor. That must hurt.'

"Noooo!"

This is so much fun.

"Haaa, it was all just a dream."

'Is it really?'

"De-demon fox! Where are you? Show yourself, you!"

"Mommy, I want some milk!"

"Waaah! Mommy, Sasuke-two pulled my hair!"

"But Sasuke-one broke my toy first!"

"I wanna sleep now, mommy!"

"Waaah! Who are you guys? Where the hell did you all come from? I am not your mommy! What? All of you look like little Sasukes!"

"Mommy! Mommy!" (the little 'Sasukes' said in chorus)

"Noooo! This dream is worse than the last one!"

"What is happening to you, Usuratonkachi? Hey, wake up!"

"Sa-sasuke! No! Get away from me! I don't want to get pregnant! No waaaaay!"

"Wha- what are you saying? Oi, get back here!"

Ah, peaceful nights are here again.

Afterthoughts: Yes... it is mpreg... no, not really... errr, whatever... i remembered writing this one a while back when the sasuxnaru posies in irc channel talked about mpreg ficcies...

Honk and hollers to Hiei Girl 003, Lady Samurai, Gonrie andMomochi Zabuza who reviewed the last story. Also, special thanks to those who read and reviewed this story, which was initially posted in my LJ blog... huggles to all ye SasuxNaru lovers, you know who you are!