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Chapter Three

"And so after I told him that, the idiot burst into tears and went crying to, of all people, his sister!"

Squall, Cloud, and Sephiroth laughed uproariously at Zack's story, and Squall, who was quite hammered, wiped the corners of his eyes. "That really happened?"

Zack grinned. "Of course!"

Squall looked at the clock on the wall, blinked once, twice, three times, and then gasped. "It's three in the morning!"

Cloud laughed. "I have to get to work in three hours…"

Squall managed to pull himself into a standing position and got Cloud standing, too. "Come on. Let's get to bed."

"You're not leaving?"
"I don't think it would be safe for me to drive. I can stay, right?"

Cloud smiled goofily and nodded. "You can sleep with me…"

Squall, equally inebriated, couldn't say no. He stared at Cloud, smiled back at him, and then both men were kissing so roughly that neither had time to object. They pushed each other into the bedroom and had rough sex three times in the space of an hour, finally drifting into a beer-induced sleep.

Cloud woke up to the screeching terrible sound of his alarm an hour and a half later. The noise drove into his skull like an ice pick, and his throat was dry and sore. Squall, who had also awoken, glanced at Cloud quickly and rushed into the bathroom. Cloud chased after him, pulling his hair back and allowing him to vomit freely.

When the man finished throwing up, he looked at Cloud and smiled sadly. "I… I don't feel so hot…"

Cloud nodded. "I'm going to call in and tell them I can't go to work today… I have days accumulated…"

Squall nodded. "I'm going back to bed…"

Cloud stood up, suppressed the urge to barf, and made his way through the dark apartment to his phone. He picked it up, dialed a number he had by heart, and was instantly greeted by Yuffie, the school's secretary. "Midgar High School, how may I help you?"

Cloud moaned. The girl was far too loud, and her voice was about as pleasant as a high-powered drill sticking in his ear. The pain in his ass was also unbearable, and he found that he was aching everywhere. He hadn't done what he had the night before since he had started dating Aeris.

Yuffie's voice rammed into his head once again. "Um, sir…"

Cloud snapped back to reality (Oops, there goes gravity!... Sorry.) and mumbled, "Yuffie, it's Cloud. I don't feel so hot, so can you tell Mr. Loire that I'm taking the day off?"

"Sure thing, honey! Hope you feel better!"

Cloud hung up and grumbled, "I hope I do, too…"

Suddenly, Zack shuffled into the kitchen, looked at Cloud with bleary eyes, and groaned. "I hurt…"

Cloud nodded. "You And Seph..?"

Zack shrugged. "Yeah. Squall and you?"

"Yep. What are you doing?"

"Getting headache meds and making my home hangover remedy…"

"Can you get me some?"

Zack nodded and shuffled in the cupboard. He pulled down a handful of headache meds, handed four to Cloud, and instructed, "Two for you, two for that new boyfriend of yours. That home remedy will be coming soon…"

Cloud nodded and dragged himself back into the blissful darkness of his room. He crawled back into bed, next to Squall, and wondered what the hell he would tell Aeris who, upon the imminent discovery that he had hooked up with another guy, would promptly dump him and/or dive into one of her boring lectures.

He stared at the ceiling and tried to forget.

Sweet! Another chapter! Harry Potter comes out tomorrow! AAAAAAAAAAAAA! I hope Harry dies… Self-absorbed jerk… R&R, and if you have time… My Romeo and Juliet: Final Fantasy style needs one more review to throw it up into an even forty.