Chapter 2
The actual story begins
It was a wonderful day in the village hiding in leaves, the sun was shining, and the young ninjas of the village, were enjoying their day off. Kiba was walking through the streets, looking for an animal. It had been about a month since the bad breakup with Kiba and Akamaru, and he was feeling bad about it. It was a dispute over the fact that Akamaru thought that ninja stuff was for chumps. Kiba had spent the whole month crying about it. And now, the moron was looking for a replacement. He was looking high and low, for a new friend.
"I don't need him" muttered Kiba to himself as he walked along, looking for a quadruped.
As he was walking along, he noticed Shino on a park bench, surrounded by the usual flock of girls. Shino had recently become the ladies man of the village, none of the girls paid any attention to Sasuke after he came out of the closet. Among the girls, Shino was known as the handsome bug master, among the guys, lucky #&er.
"Hey Shino!" shouted Kiba to Shino on the bench "what's going on?"
Shino looked up from the bench, holding girls in both arms, he replied "what does it look like dumbass?"
Kiba was taken back, and being the wuss he was, he ran home crying.
"whats his deal" thought Shino for a moment, then went back to his ladies.
Iruka was grading papers at a picnic bench as he noticed Kiba running by.
"Hey Kiba!" he shouted "good to see you out of bed!"
"Nobody Loves MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shouted Kiba as he ran right by.
"Okay, I guess I'm not going to see him in a while" said Iruka, going back to grading.
"Yo!" said a familiar voice
Iruka looked up and saw a one eyed elite ninja, with his face buried in a dirty book.
"hey Kakashi" said Iruka as Kakashi sat down next to him "reading another issue of make out paradise?"
"nah" said Kakashi, not looking up from his book "its Final Fantasy VII, kupo kupo dirty fun"
"what the…" said Iruka "what the heck does that mean?"
"well" said Kakashi "it's the dirty book series of the greatest series ever"
"Never played it"
"Well you should" replied Kakashi looking up from the book
"how many have you played?" responded Iruka, going back to grading papers, pretending to be interested
"only I, II, III, VII, IX, X, and X-II"
"so all of them" responded Iruka
"no" responded Kakashi "now if you excuse me, im going to go buy Final Fantasy Tactics".
As Kakashi left, Iruka noticed he left a can of something behind. Iruka picked it up and looked at it. "Root, Beer" said Iruka slowly. Thinking "what the hell" Iruka opened it and took a gulp.
With a deranged look in his eyes, Iruka said a single word desperately
"MORE!"