Chapter 4

No one loves Kiba

Hinata was walking along the main road, twiddling her fingers in her normal nervous way. She was wondering what would be the best way for her to admit her feelings for Naruto. There still was a love triangle going on for her. Hinata liked Naruto, who likes Sakura, who likes Sasuke, who likes Orchimaru ( I know, its gross). Okay, its more like a love pentagon, but shut up.

Hinata was planning to ask her crush to go with her to the comedy night event happening at the ramen bar that Naruto loves so much. Hinata knew this time, she would be able to do it.

While she was walking, she noticed Kankuro, he looked like he was trying to avoid attention while carrying a box around. And it looked heavy, so Hinata wondered if he needed help.

"hey Kankuro" said Hinata in a quite voice "are you okay"

Kankuro was so shocked he jumped up and lost his grip of the box. The box hit the ground and spilled its contents. Hinata saw that it was full of Barbie dolls, Barbie accessories, and Ken dolls. Kankuro was trying to shove them back into the box, explaining they weren't his.

"I swear, they're Gaara's" he said, shoving them back in, his face turning as purple as his makeup "theyre not mine"

Hinata's face turned red, and she ran off crying, shouting "I never do anything right!"

Kankuro picked up the box and ran after her, screaming "please don't tell anyone, im begging you!"


Kiba was as happy as he could be, he had finally found a new animal friend. He had found a cat, it was orange, and mean, but it was his friend. As he walked with it on his head, it growled at passersbys, and scratched his head.

"OWW!" okay, stop that little buddy, he said nervously, trying not to piss it off, "lets go show you off!"

As soon as he said that, his chance appeared, Hinata was running by, and Kiba saw his chance.

"Hey Hinata!" he yelled running up to her "look what I've got!"

Since Hinata was running facing down crying, she completely bowled over Kiba, knocking him to the ground

"what the hell was th-" said Kiba, right as Kankuro ran into him on the ground.

Once again, all of the dolls in Kankuro's box fell out, in the middle of the village for everyone to see.

"ohh Shit!" yelled Kankuro, trying to stuff them into the box as fast as he could. While he was doing that, Kankuro unknowingly stuffed Kiba's cat into the box with the dolls. Kankuro picked up the box and ran away, spewing out a line of curses about Hinata.

"are you okay, kitty?" said Kiba crawling around looking for it

Unable to find it Kiba realized something

"OH NO! It abandoned me too!" Kiba ran home crying


Anotherchapter down, keep sending in reviews, and trying to figure out which characters i hate