Chapter 6

Ramen bar blackmail

It was night time, and It was time for the ramen house's comedy night. Ninjas and residents of the village had gathered from all around for this, and it was going to be a fun night. Mr. Ramen had set up a stage and everything, and was selling Ramen like crazy. Neji was next to the stage, blackmailing Kankuro.

"listen, you doll playing freak" said Neji, in that harsh, unforgiving manner of his "if you don't do what I want, I'll tell everyone in town about your little doll fetish"

"what doll fetish?" said Kankuro nervously, fearing the worse

"I know that you play with dolls like a little sissy girl" said Neji, his eyes as cruel as Ice "and if you don't do what I say, I'm going to tell everyone"

"okay, okay" said Kankuro out of options "what do you want me to do?"

"your doing a ventriloquist act right?" said Neji, sure of himself "when your done, I want you to put a knock-out toxin on the lips of you puppet, and make it kiss Hinata later, so she passes out"

"may I ask why?" said Kankuro, slightly bewildered by this demand

"me and Ero-senin want to take some, umm, pictures while shes out" said Neji, blushing a bit

To say the least, Kankuro was shocked

"umm, isn't she your cousin"

"so?" said Neji, in a manner that showed he meant business

"shes your friggin cousin!"

"your saying it like its wrong" replied Neji, going slightly red

"it is wrong, BECAUSE SHES YOUR COUSIN"

"hey look you make-up wearing freak" said Neji "the author lost a bet, and had to put this in the story somehow"

"okay, nevermind" said Kankuro, freaked out "im pretty sure ive got some knock out stuff for Krasu"

Kakashi was in the front row of the seats, right in front of the stage. He was reading the Manga adaption of Final Fantasy. To his right was Iruka, who was clutching a bottle of Root beer, shaking violently and calling it his "precious", and to his left was Jiraya, who was taking to his new student about some kind of cover op. Kakashi acted aloof and uncaring as usual, waiting for the show to start. All of a sudden, he heard a voice of a certain crazy bitch he knew.

"heya Kakashi!" said Anko behind him, started to toy with his eye patch from behind "you didn't tell me you were going to be here"

"ive been a bit tied up playing Final Fantasy" replied Kakashi turning the page

"ohh come on Kakashi, you cant keep a girl like me waiting"

"umm, Anko" said Kakashi "im not interested, I just want to play final fantasy"

"really" said ankd, doing something of a disgusting nature to Kakashi's ear,"why don't you ditch that and we can go for some come-come paradise back at my place?"

"no" replied Kakashi, unfazed, turning the page "your as wacky as yuffie, as freaky as Kefka, and as hyper as Rikku"

"umm, right" said Anko, not understanding a bit of that "lets go have some fun"

"fu k off" said Kakashi getting up and walking away

"Nooo! Come back Kakashi!" screamed Anko, crashing over some seats

Shino was in the back, surrounded by his usual pack of girls. They were busy stroking his hair, telling him how awesome he was. Shino was busy scanning the crowd, never being one to take things at chance. He noticed that Hinata was sitting a few rows ahead of him, all alone. Wasn't she going to ask that Naruto dumbass to this thing? He decided to go cheer her up.

"hey Hinata"

"AIH!" squeaked Hinata almost falling over "ohh, its you Shino, what are you doing?"

"well" said Shino, looking at his shy comrade "I was going to ask you if you actually asked Naruto to this thing"

"EKK!" said Hinata, her face turning beet red "you knew"

"to be quite honest Hinata, you'd have to be an inbred hick not to realize it"

"EKaIHAY!" Hinata squeaked turned red, got up and ran away

"That's girls got serious problems" muttered Shino as he went back to his groupies.

Hi! Thanks for the reviews, and in case you want to know, ive already have written a ton of Chapters for this story. Ill put them on from time to time. Keep sending in reviews please! Id like to know what you think.