Chapter 7

More problems for Gaara

"Okay, okay, testing, one two three" said Mr. Ramen as he tested the microphone onstage. "This is the first annual Ramen comedy bar night ever!"

The crowd of jubilant ninjas cheered.

"The first act will start shortly"

Gaara was in the back of the rows, looking for a seat. And then he saw it, the perfect seat, the seat next to Lee, his love muffin. And to make him even happier, that Gai fellow that Lee always hangs out with was out on a mission, leaving Lee all alone. Gaara almost skipped over to Lee, but was interrupted by an annoying voice.

"Hey Lee!" shouted Kiba as Gaara passed his seat, "whatcha doing?"

"None of your damn business mutt" growled Gaara to Kiba

Kiba didn't hear that last part. He pointed to his head and said 'what do you think of my new partner'

"What new partner?" said Gaara puzzled

"The guinea pig on my head" said Kiba smiling

"There's nothing there" said Gaara, pointing out Kibas stupidity

"OH NO! HE MUSTVA FELL OFF!" Kiba jumped out of his chair, and started to run around, crying the whole time.

"Loser" mumbled Gaara as he looked back to the open seat next to his beloved Ninja, Lee. To his horror, the seat was filled up, by a ninja so fat, he used two chairs. Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Gaara said silently to himself. He noticed the other seat next to Lee was vacant, Gaara had to get it, he just had to. Gaara sprinted straight towards the seat, and right as he was about to get to it, Sakura sat in it.

"ARGGH! THAT FREAKIN PINK HAIRED BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! YOU SON OF A BCH!" Gaara swore to himself

He noticed that Lee didn't even see him. Lee was deep in a conversation with Sakura. Naruto sat down next to Sakura, looking awfully mopey that Sakura was ignoring him and spending all her time on Lee. Gaara tried to talk to Lee, but Sakura drowned him out, and Lee didn't even know he was there. Gaara had the sudden temptation to murder Sakura, but bit his lip and returned to his previous seat. On his way back, Ino passed by him, saying 'hi Gaara!' but Gaara just pushed her face into a light post.

Did you know that its a scientific fact that every time a yaoi is created, a puppy dies, an angel looses its wings, a democracy falls, and the next Harry Potter book gets delayed. Its true.

Actually, this is a bad chapter for me to write this. but i still will

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