Chapter 8

Very bad comedians

It was time for the comedy to begin, it had already gotten dark, and the lights were shining on the stage. Mr. Ramen walked up and announced the first person up.

"okay everyone, the first act is from a ninja from the land of mist, please put your hands together for, Kimimaru!"

A ninja with two red dots on his forehead, no shirt on, and bones sticking out of his back walked onstage and up to the mike.

"Hi everyone, I'm Kimimaru, and I am part of a clan that manipulates our own bones, as you can see. Anyway, since I can manipulate my bones, you might say, I have a bone to pick.

Absolutely no one in the audience found It the least bit funny, and cricket noises could be heard from inside Shino. 'YOU SUCK' was shouted by Jiraya.

"okay" said Kimimaru nervously, obviously not understanding why no one was laughing "oh come on everyone, whats not funny? Were all the same bag of bones on the inside!"

This time people in the audience started to get pissed.

"YOU SUCK!"

"TERRIBLE"

"GET OFF THE STAGE"

Rock Lee stood up and yelled "Didn't Gaara kill you?"

A few rows back, Gaara blushed and said happily to himself "ohh, he mentioned me, my sweetheart!" the person next to Gaara had the crap scared out of him.

Mr. Ramen got up to get Kimi off the stage and to get the next person up, but Kimi had one last joke.

"come on people" Kimi said into the mike desperately "I have bones sticking out of my back, you might say I have a Boner…."

This was all he managed to say, as too an empty Root Beer bottle (courtesy of Iruka) hit him in the head, knocking him out.

"Okay" said Mr. Ramen, as kimimaru was pulled off the stage. "next up, is Kankuro and his ventriloquist act!"

Kankuro walked onstage, with his hand up karasu's Backside. Kankuro walked up to the mike, and began his act.

"HI EVERYBODY" said the puppet, with Kankuro doing an awful time throwing his voice "MANY OF YOU KNOW ME AS KARASU, BUT TONIGHT, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME FRANKLIN!"

"so Karasu" said Kankuro to the puppet, "whats on your mind"

"LOTS OF STUFF, LIKE ASKING MYSELF WHY YOU HAVE YOU HAND UP MY ASS!"

The crickets in Shino started to chirp again.

"AND HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE OF LEAVES IS BUTT UGLY? ITS LIKE GOING TO AN ANIME CONVENTION, UGOS EVERYWHERE!"

Not only did Kankuro earn himself a root beer bottle in the head, a number of shuriken were thrown into Karasu.

"GET OFF THE STAGE!"

"YOU STUPID SAND NINJA!"

Kankuro ran off the stage. As he ran off, he caught a glimpse of Neji, he was sitting with the same emotionless face, he nodded to Kankuro. Kankuro knew what he meant. Backstage, Kankuro was going through his puppet maintenance equipment, muttering to himself.

"stupid people, wouldn't know comedy if It bit them in the ass, don't know how to take a joke."

Kankuro found the knock out toxin and smeared it on Karasu's lips. He set him down and walked to where he could see the seats. Right now, some sissy looking Ninja named Haku was on stage, saying jokes, that actually were a bit funny. Kankuro scanned the crowd, and to his horror, Hinata had moved. Silently cursing to himself, he went back to get Karasu and search for the girl. To his horror again, Karasu was gone.

"OH NO!" screamed Kankuro to himself, all didnity lost "HES GONE! MY PRECIOUS DOLL IS GONE!"

Unfortunately for Kankuro, Haku had went to get a drink, and the whole audience heard. And at the same time, the whole audience burst out laughing. Gaara sat in his seat, turning red, hoping Lee wasn't looking at him.

"my stupid dumbass brother."

Something I'd like to know is why do fangirls love the thought of Neji and Hinata togather? am i the only one who thinks its wrong? THEYRE FRIGGIN COUSINS! could someone explain that? I put that element in the story because i thought itd be funny, but i dont understand it at all.

ohh, and a cookie to whoever gets the Franklin reference

Believe it!