Chapter 9

Puppets, sex, and drugs

Shika was sitting next to Temari in the front row, and was struggling to stay awake as Temari discussed her cooking methods to Kurenai, right next to her. Kurenai was rather intrigued at the thought of adding chocolate to riceball. Shikamaru looked onstage as the next person went up. He didn't care anymore, he wanted to go home or take a nap in his favorite tree.

"Hey Temari" Shika said lazily "I'm going to go to the bathroom"

"Your not coming back, aren't you" said Temari, seeing right through him.

"Read me like a book" said Shika slinking off.

As Shikamaru walked away, he saw Iruka throw another root beer bottle onstage, nailing the person in the head. 'How bothersome'. Shika went the other way, and decided to head home by going around the stage. As he walked around, some loser named Zabuza took the stage and started to do a juggling act.

It was dark, and Shika was so distracted by the person onstage that he didn't see the dark figure on the ground and tripped over it.

"SON OF A BOTHERSOME" said Shika as he checked what it was.

Oddly enough, it was Tenten, and she had karasu on top of her. It looked like she had tried to kiss the thing or something and passed out. Incredibly grossed out by Tentens sexual preferences, Shika tried to get up, but Tenten shifted and Shika slipped, his face going right into karasu's mouth.

"eeewwww, gross" Shika said

All of a sudden, Shika felt really tired, and he passed out on top of Tenten.

Kankuro had heard someone yell something, and he headed to wear he heard it, and found Shikamaru on top of Tenten and Karasu asleep.

"OH MY GOD!" cried Kankuro, "Chicken wuss and the village whore had a three way with Karasu!"

Kankuro pulled Karasu out of the pile, a little hesitant at touching him. He left Shikamaru there on top of Tenten. Shikamaru's hand was on top of Tenten's chest, and her arm was dangling over Shikamaru's ass.

"Little thieving punks took my puppet"

Naruto was inside the ramen bar, getting drinks for Sakura, Lee and Choji, grumbling the whole time. The stupid spandex wearing jerk was hitting it off fabulously with Sakura, and it was not good for Naruto. He swore that he would not let that dog browed freak get his pink haired gal. Naruto racked his brain for an answer, but was interrupted by a voice.

"What kind of drinks would you like?" said the person behind the bar

"ummmmm" wondered Naruto, looking at the list "4 root beers, believe it!"

As the person poured the drinks, Naruto thought of a plan. Then it hit him, he could slip one of Kankuro's toxins into Lee's drink, and Lee would make an ass of himself. Hehe, it would work perfectly, he told the person behind the counter, I'll be right back with my money. Naruto ran behind stage where Kankuro kept his equipment. Rummaging through it, he found a vial of what he assumed was a toxin and took it. He ran back to the counter.

"Here's the money" grinned Naruto, brimming with anticipation "thanks a lot and believe it!"

Naruto grabbed the drinks and went to the condiments section. Giggling like a schoolgirl, he opened the vial and poured it into the glass of fate. He emptied the whole vial into the glass, and dumped the bottle. Before he picked it up, he realized, how am I supposed to know which one has the surprise? Naruto went to get a straw. On his way there, he saw Kiba crawling on the ground, frantically looking for something. Kiba was crying a little bit and sniffing.

"Umm Kiba" said Naruto, puzzled by what he saw "have you been eating those pills you found on the ground again, Believe it?"

" no, no, no, no!" said Kiba looking up "have you seen a little brown guinea pig around here?"

"well" said Naruto, thinking back "Choji was snacking on something brown earlier"

"OH NO!" screamed Kiba, running towards the seats "DON'T LEAVE ME MY FRIEND"

"ummm, right" said Naruto, turning back towards the root beer "he's been eating those pills again, Believe it!"

When Naruto looked at where he put the drinks, to his shock, they were all gone.

"who the hell would steal all that Root beer?" said Naruto "oh crap, one of them had the toxin in it!"

Naruto looked left and right, wondering if anyone saw him. Good, no one did. Relieved, Naruto snuck back to his seat.

Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it!

anyway, another chapter is on the way in a few days, keep sending reviews i guess

Oh, and thanks for shining some light on the Neji and Hinata thing, but i suppose its one of those things i'll never get (like yaoi)