Chapter 10

Rock Lee goes for it

Iruka was drinking the root beer he stole from Naruto. He was behind the stage, and out of view of the audience. He was shaking violently, and started to drink another glass. He couldn't help himself, it was just so good, it was controlling him. He chugged the glass in a single gulp. Odd, this one tasted different than all the other ones, it tasted a bit like diet, but not quite. Not really caring, Iruka chugged the last one and sat there, enjoying the feeling of freshly drunk root beer. Suddenly, Iruka felt funny. All of a sudden, everything looked so funny, and colorful, Iruka started to laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Then Iruka started to walk away to the bar to get more root beer. He wobbled a lot and could barely walk straight. How could he? There was so much wonderful colors around him, and there was a panda on roller skates giving him a ride.

Neji had gotten up to look for Kankuro, wondering if he had done his job yet. The stupid sand ninja was no wear to be seen, Neji decided to check backstage where Kankuro kept his stuff. On the way there, he did run into Kankuro, who was hiding in a trashcan, trying to avoid Neji.

"Kankuro" said Neji to the trashcan "what the hell are you doing"

"I'm not Kankuro "replied the trashcan "I'm just a waste disposal unit"

"really" said Neji not buying it "okay then"

Neji snatched the ice cream from a kid nearby, and ignoring the Childs whining, threw it in the trashcan.

"HOLY SHIT THAT'S COLD" yelled Kankuro, popping out of the can

As soon as Kankuro jumped out, Neji grabbed him by the neck and looked into his eyes

"did you do it, or didn't you?"

"argh, ahhh" said Kankuro, having trouble finding the courage to speak "shes gone, she left earlier"

"damn it" said Neji

While Neji had Kankuro by the thought, Kiba came by, still looking for the guinea pig. Kiba didn't pay any attention to Kankuro, who was turning as purple as his make up, and trying to ask Kiba to help him.

"GUINEA PIG! IS THAT YOU?" yelled Kiba into the trash

Kiba Pulled out Karasu from the trash. Karasu smelled like a dead fish, and Kiba and his super sensitive nose recoiled from it.

"what the hell happened to him?" Asked Kiba to Kankuro, who was now loosing brain cells at a rapid pace.

Neji finally released his death grip on him dropping Kankuro to the ground, who started to wheez and cough.

"hey Kankuro" kiba said, sniffing around the puppets mouth "theres poison on your puppets mouth"

"That's……cough…..not poison…..its….a knock out…….toxin" replied Kankuro

"Nope!" replied Kiba, sniffing it again "its some kind of poison all right, Mosfungus I think"

"OH SHIT!" yelled Kankuro, straightening up "TENTEN AND CHICKENWUSS INHALED THAT!"

Kankuro ran like hell. In his wake, Neji realized if Kankuro had gone through the plan, Hinata would've been killed.

"wow, isn't that luck, and, wait, oh my god, you killed tenten!"

Meanwhile, in the 5th row, Rock Lee all of a sudden said "you bastard!"

The comedy night was winding to a close, and the last person was on stage, it was some sick coughing ninja named Hayate.

"uhh, cough cough, hi, Ive got cancer and jokes, cough cough"

The crowd was horribly depressed by the sick ninja.

"ive only got about 2 weeks left to live, and, uhhhhh, ive been bleeding out of my gums a lot, and my skin doesn't heal when its cut."

The audience wanted him off, but nobody had the heart to boot the terminally ill ninja off the stage. They looked where Iruka was sitting, he in his suger high state would surely wing something at him.

"yeah…….." continued Hayate onstage "ive also lost the ability to taste food, and to smell, and ive been throwing up a lot.

In the 5th row, Rock Lee and Sakura were talking to each other. Rock Lee had his arm over Sakura's shoulder, and was looking into her eyes. On the other side of them, Naruto was fuming to himself. "why the hell would a chick like her fall for a complete dork like dog brows?". He wasn't the only one wondering that. In the back, Gaara was looking at them, fuming to himself, asking "why would that awesome ninja go out with a pink haired harpy like her?". Gaara wanted to go up, slap the crap out of Sakura, and have Rock Lee put his arm over him like that, and then yaoi talk, censored for your own safety and that, Gaara giggled to himself, would be fun.

Rock Lee decided to go in for a kiss. Sakura was babbling about something, Rock didn't care. He looked into her eyes, and slowly started to move in. Sakura knew what he was about to do, she closed her eyes, and slowly moved towards Lee.

Both Gaara and Naruto saw this, and both internally started to scream 'NOOOOO!'. It couldn't happen, it just couldn't, if it did, they would never stand a chance. Gaara got up, if he did it, he would just cry. Rock Lee was just a half inch from Sakuras lips and…….

Hehe, dont you love cliffhangers? will yaoi love prevail? or will Dog brow kiss pink haired chick?

Anyway, this whole Yaoi issue is a bit, bothersome to me. My girlfriend is a Yaoi fangirl, and is absoultly obsessed with GaaraXLee (try to guess how that affected my story)

anyway,someone once told me a quote about yaoi "Yaoi fangirls are unstoppable, the sheer force of thier sick yaoi fantasys are so powerfull, they make Nuclear bombs look like firecrackers"

keep sending reviews, i think theyre rather interesting to read