Chapter 11

What the heck happened?

Rock Lee could smell Sakura's breathe, it was wondrous. Right as he was about to kiss her, there was a gasp from the crowd, and Sakura turned her head to see what it was. Rock Lee was unaware and kept going and smashed his face into the chair. A few Rows back, Gaara was doing mental summersaults. He was upset that his love muffin was hurt, but he was even greater that the pink haired whore didn't kiss him. Gaara looked onstage to see what the commotion was.

Iruka was onstage, wearing absolutely nothing, and talking onto the mike.

"hhhhheeeeyyyy everybody! I am a forest nymph! I am a beautiful fairy of the night! I am nude!"

Iruka promptly fell unconscious onto the first row and chaos broke out. People started to stampede in the seats, and destroy the stage.

Temari decided to get the hell out of there. People were running everywhere and it was hard to move around. Temari carefully walked around to the side of the stage, trying to avoid smashing into someone. When she finally got clear of the crowd, Temari decided to head home. As she was walking, she tripped over something in the dark. On the ground, Temari started to curse to herself.

"oww, what the hell is that?"

Temari examined the oddly located object. To her amazement, it was that whore Tenten. To add to her amazement, there was someone else with her. Wondering who, Temari decided to check.

"Oh my god! Shiky! What the hell are you doing?"

The thought hit Temari in the head, her loveable boyfriend, was asleep, ontop of the village whore. AHHHH! Did Shiky cheat on her? Did that whore trick him? Why was his hand on her chest! Temari's head was going crazy with theories and conspiracies. What should she do? What should she do? Temari grabbed Shikamaru by the collar and decided to beat the answer out of him later. On her way home dragging him, Ino ran up to her and asked her what she was doing with her teammate. Temari used Shika like a club and knocked the crap out of her.

"Nosy Bitch"

Since this chapter was so short,I'm going to put some filler stuff in.I figure i might as well show this

MY TOP 3 FAVORITE NARUTO CHARACTERS

1) Rock Lee, This guy is so awesome, he's like Chuck Norris, Indiana Jones, Captain Jack Sparrow, and fonzy, all in one. KICK ASS

2) Shino, hes so cool, i'll admit hes creepy, and that the thought of having bugs inside of you is weird. But he looks just like Auron from FF X, isnt that cool? How cool is he? so cool hes never been in a yaoi, that cool.

3) Haku, I honestly used to hate him, i thought he was a wussy, a tool, and weird, but now i think hes cool. I don't even know why, but now i think hes cool

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Kakashi, Iruka, Shikamaru, Tenten, and Orchimaru (just kidding)

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