Chapter 13
When Shy met Slutty
Hinata was walking through town all alone. She was twiddling her fingers in her usual nervous fashion, trying to think up a way to show to Naruto what she felt about him.
"No matter what I do, he won't even pay attention to me" Hinata thought to herself "He likes Sakura, and I understand why, shes so much prettier than me, and smarter, and nicer"
Hinata had succeeded in making herself even more depressed than before. She sighed, she needed a plan. Suddenly, she heard a voice calling her out.
"Hey Hinata, what'cha doin?"
Hinata Jumped. "oh my goodness, someone noticed me! Please let it be Naruto"
It wasn't Naruto to her disappointment; it was Tenten, who was running towards Hinata.
"uh oh" thought Hinata, she had heard many rumors about Tenten, and how she liked to have sex with anything (males, females, inanimate objects, don't ask) . Hinata was a bit scared by her.
"Uh, hi Tenten" said Hinata in a barely audible whisper "uhh, hi"
"Whatcha up to Hinata" said Tenten, edging closer than Hinata really wanted
"Uh, nothing, Tenten, nothing" replied Hinata, in another whisper like voice
"Hmmm" Tenten looked close into Hinata's face, studying her eyes
"Umm, what are you doing Tenten?"
"Let me guess," said Tenten in her usual cheery voice "your having boy problems"
"AIE! How'd you know?" said Hinata, shocked that Tenten picked that up
"quite frankly Hinata, you'd have to be an inbred hick not to guess it"
Hinata's face turned an incredibly dark shade of red, she hadn't been this embarrassed in a while "ummm, sorry Tenten, sorry to bother you"
Hinata tried to run away, but Tenten grabbed her arm.
"Hinata, you like Naruto, and your too afraid to do anything about it, so you know what?"
Hinata was on the verge of tearing up "what are you going to do" she managed to choke out
"I'm going to embark on a crusade to make you less shy!" Tenten stated
"Huh?"
"I'm going to help you, I'm going to make you so irresistible, you'll be censored ing him in no time!"
"you'll (sniffle) help me get Naruto to like me?" Hinata asked, brightening up slightly
"you bet!"
Hinata started to smile a bit "you can do that!" she said, greatful that someone was finally there for her
"step number one"said Tenten, energetic as usual "we need to accent you T and A!"
"what does that mean" asked Hinata
"you know what that means, right?" asked Tenten
"no, i was home schooled"
"whoa" said Tenten, shocked "its going to be a long day"
Gaara had a plan, he knew that Rock Lee liked Sakura, and he needed to destroy that. He had thought up a plan, he had heard of it somewhere before, he didn't know where. It might've been from a manga, or an anime, he didn't remember, but he had to do it. All he had to do was find him.
Gaara walked through Konoha looking for Lee. He knew Rock Lee wouldn't be with Sakura, because Gaara had indisposed her by making that bitch Ino Stalk Sakura. Gaara snicked to himself, the pinked haired bitch was out of the way, now it was up to him.
Gaara saw Lee alone on a park bench eating lunch. It was a bench that was on a lonely stone path, relatively isolated. It was perfect, it was time to set the plan in action.
Hehe, whats Gaara plotting? what sick little Yaoi fantasies are going through that little red head? youll find out.
Ohh, and in regards to Sakura, shes on my Neutral list, i'll put that up later.
Until next time, just remeber, everytime a yaoi is made, a puppy dies, an angel looses its wings, and the next final fantasy gets delayed (nooooooo!). Believe it!