Final Fantasy feelings
Kakashi was in trouble. He had spent so much time doing Final Fantasy stuff over the past few days that his sense of reality was starting to dwindle. Everywhere he walked, he saw chocobos, Black mages, and spikey haired blonde people with enormous swords. He had been wandering through the village, hoping that he wouldn't run into the evilest of the evil, Kefka, the evilest Final Fantasy Villain of all-time.
"Calm down Kakashi, calm down" he said to himself, passing a white mage by "it's all in your head, its all in your head, its all…"
"Hey Kakashi"
Kakashi had the crap scared out of him. He fell over, praying it wasn't Kefka. Instead, it was a person that had two reds dots on his forehead and no shirt on.
"Kuja, is that you?" asked Kakashi
"No, it's me, Kimimaru" he said, helping him up "why the hell would you think I look like Kuja?"
"Well, Kuja is the all-time gayest looking person in the final fantasy series, and, well…." Kakashi trailed off
"For the millionth time! I'm not gay!" yelled Kimimaru "I just like going topless!"
"Right…." Said Kakashi, secretly glad that Kimi got him out of his Final Fantasy delusions "anyway, whats up?"
Kimimaru and Kakashi started to stroll down the street until they noticed a big sign. Posted on it was 'TOGA PARTY AT AKASUKI'S HQ! 7:00PM TODAY!'
"Well" said Kimimaru "that's something to look forward to"
"Are you kidding? Akasuki are the gayest people in Konoha. How else can you explain why there aren't any girl ninjas in it?"
"Actually, you bring up a good point, I always thought there was something going on between Kisame and Itachi"
At the local Mall, Tenten was teaching Hinata to become attractive (aka, Slut training). It was a slow process; Hinata was so unperverted it was a bit scary. Hinata had no idea what a hickey was, or what any of the bases were. So, Tenten decided to convert her to the dark side of the force, by any means necessary. They were currently in the changing room. Hinata was in one of the booths changing into some of the clothes Tenten picked out, and Tenten was outside sitting down, reading some of the dirty magazines she bought she needs ideas . Inside the changing rooms, Hinata was having a problem with some of the 'questionable' clothes Tenten gave her to try on.
"Ummm, Tenten? I'm, umm, I can't seem to figure out how to get this on."
"Hinata, all you have to do is put it on, even if you put it on wrong. Remember, the more you show, the more attention you'll get."
Hinata was in a bit of an uncomfortable situation, she was in a changing room, in nothing but her underwear, being told to put on an outfit that would make her look like a prostitute (Or, like Ino). Not to mention the fact that Tenten had been periodically peeking in on her didn't help at all.
"Umm, Tenten, can you give me back my clothes please?"
"No Hinata, not until you at least try something on"
Tenten got up and went into the booth Hinata was in. Hinata was so shocked she fell over and turned Red.
"Umm, Tenten, umm, please get out" she said almost on the verge of tears
"Oh come on girl, you have a great body, you have an amazing butt, and great kittens."
"Umm" Hinata said confused, "I don't own a cat"
"Come on, I'll help you get dressed"
(A few minutes later)
A few minutes later, Hinata was dressed in a black leather outfit, complete with a whip and chains.
"Its perfect!" said Tenten, giggling with glee
"Are you kidding?" said Hinata, turning red, hoping no one could see her "I look like a pornstar!"
"Well, it's a work in progress, anyway, time for me to teach you how to kiss"
Hinata ran back into the dressing booth and locked the door.
My opinon of the ladies of Naruto
Hinata, shes the coolest one. Shes nice, powerful, and cute. Shes kinda like a fighter version of Shinobu (From Love Hina)
Tenten, Personally, i like her. She has a cool power, really slick. Why do i make fun of her so much? cause its easy, thats why.
Ino, Bitch
Temari, hehe, poor Shika
Sakura, surprisingly, i kinda like her. I find her blind love of Sasuke to be friggin annoying, but i love it when she gets pissed off and goes into her demi-god strength mode.
Tsuande, ahh, the well endowed Senin. I don't really know much about her, so i don't have an opinion. (she appears later, so look out for that). My girlfriend and her friend claim that Tsunade is god. I've gotta say, if Tsunade was god, i would'nt be surprised.
until next time, BELIEVE IT! AND GO CUBS!