Chapter 16

Toga Toga Toga Toga

It was nighttime at Akasukis place, and ninjas in togas started to flood the house. The members of akasuki lived in a huge mansion, complete with a swimming pool, big screen tv, and ninjas. Inside the house, the sound system was blasting the song 'you know you make me want to shout' a classic toga party song , and ninjas started to grind.

Shikamaru was talking to Choji and Kakashi in the corner of the room. Shikamaru was covered in bruises, and whenever someone said Temari he jumped a bit.

"Kakashi, Akasuki isn't gay, I don't know where your getting that"

"They're an all guy group, doesn't that spell brokeback mountain to you?"

"Not really, they're a group of assassins, I doubt they could be gay, besides, I don't think a girl is cut out for what they do"

"Not true" said Kakashi "in Final Fantasy VII, the assassin group the Turks had a girl in it"

"This guy is a total buffoon" muttered Shikamaru under his breathe "how troublesome"

"What's a Turk?" asked Choji with a hungry look in his eye "can I eat it?

"Ummm, noooo" said Kakashi, eager to change the subject "umm, Shika, what the hell is up with your bruises?"

"quite simply put, right now, Temari has me whipped like a pig"

"wow, that sucks"

"she has me on the short leash"

"yeah, I know what that's like"

"no, literally, she put a leash on me"

Shikamaru lifted up the clothe around the neck of his toga to reveal, he had a dog collar on his neck. It had an electric sensor on it so he couldn't leave a 50 ft radius of Temari without being shocked.

"okayyy" said Kakashi, a bit worried "I don't know what that's like"

"she tortured me for hours, it was horrible, she forced me to eat her cooking"

Kakashi began to slowly back away, trying to find an out

"I can't eat another tray of brownies without chocolate, how could she forget to add chocolate in friggin brownies?"

Kakashi had already left.

A group of people had gathered around the refreshment table. They were all amazed at the spread, it was all some kind of foreign food, but it tasted great.

"wow, this is some good stuff"

"yeah, who made it?"

"this is great, what is it called"

"actually, i made all the refreshments" said a loca large Plant wearing a toga.

"Zetsu? you made all of this?"

"it tastes great! what is it?"

"ohh, they're all made from dead bodies, some morons were going to waste them by burying them"

All of the party goers at the refreshment stand proceeded to induce vomiting

Naruto had showed up for this shindig in a bright orange toga. The toga looked as obnoxious as Naruto acted, which is a lot. Naruto strolled down through the crowd of people indoors, ignoring people asking if the blonde kid was retarded or something. The entire time Naruto walked, he kept on shouting 'BELIEVE IT' into the face of anyone who got close. Naruto strolled over to the refreshment area to get some punch, and heard an angry voice call out.

"Sasuke! Is that you! I shall crush you!"

Naruto turned to see Itachi. Itachi had gone blind, which was obvious because he was wearing a pink toga.

"No way! This is Naruto, believe it!"

"ohh, sorry Naruto, I thought you were that annoying pest"

"no problem, believe it!" Naruto said as he helped himself to some punch "but I have a question, who gave you that toga?"

"uh, Kisame gave it to me, he said it was the best and most masculine one"

"uh, Believe it! Its true, Believe it!"

All of a sudden, Kiba strolled up in a fur covered Toga.

"hey guys! Do you like my new best friend?" he asked while pointing to his head

Perched on top of Kibas head was a moogle, who didn't seem to enjoy being up there. for everyone who doesn't play final Fantasy, moogles are little bear-like creatures with little wings on their back and a pom-pom on top .

"uhh, what is that thing on your head? It looks like a teddy bear, Believe it!"

"Is it Sasuke on your head?" Said Itachi in a battle stance

"no" responded Kiba "by the way Itachi, why are you blind?"

"well…" responded Itachi "you know that saying the catholic church says, if you touch it, you'll go blind?"

"uhh, yeah"

"its true"

I honestly don't know the members of Akatsuki very well. Heck, i dont even know if i'm spelling that right. All I know is that theres Itachi (blind guy), Kisame (shark guy), Zetsu (plant guy), Sasori (puppet guy), and Deidra (girl-like guy). I didnt put them all in, cause i was too lazy to actually do the reseach.

Ohh, and to everyone thats emailed me, that wasnt my email adress, that was a temp one i borrowed from my Girlfriend. I have a real one know, so if you wanna contact me, your gonna have to use the new one.

untilnext time, Believe It!