Chapter 17

You make me wanna shout, kinda

Kankuro was in the corner talking to Sasori. Kankuro rather enjoyed the fact he was a living puppet.

"so, you wanna be a puppet in one of my marionettes?"

"NO! I'm not going to be in one of your friggen plays!"

"oh come on, or we can do a ventriloquist act"

"If your hand goes anywhere near my wooden ass, I'll cut it off"

"oh come on, if you do something nice, maybe you'll become a real boy someday"

Sasori proceeded to beat the ever loving hell out of Kankuro. Once again, Kankuro started to turn as purple as his makeup. In the few seconds before he blacked out, noticed something by the door. He wasn't the only one, something was standing in the doorframe that turned the eye of everyone at the party. It was Hinata. She was wearing a 2 piece toga which perfectly accented her body. She looked gorgeous. She was so hot looking, a random person in the party had a nosebleed. Hinata giggled, she was noticed, she just hoped Naruto noticed her too. She walked past the partygoers ogling her.

"I'm the most popular girl at the party" she thought to herself

Hinata walked to the center of the room, stopped, and did a spin. This caused another random nosebleed in the audience. Hinata giggled to herself. She finally was life of the party.

Unfortunately, she wasn't for long. Suddenly, Tenten showed up wearing absolutely nothing. Every single guy in the party had a nosebleed at the same time (except Itachi, he's blind after all). Tenten strolled through the crowd, making sure that she purposely brushed up against everyone, casuing the persons nose to bleed. Jiraya was busy tailing her, taking as many pictures as his camera could hold.

Temari noticed that Shikamaru's jaw had dropped at the sight, so she responded by pulling a remote from her purse and administering a shock. Shika fell to the ground, shaking violently, at first the party goers were shocked, but then they went back to dancing and chatting.


On the other side of the house, Lee was chatting with Sakura, and the entire time, Lee was blushing in that weird way he does.

"So, Sakura, did you enjoy that kiss earlier?"

"What kiss Lee?" Sakura asked, not sure what lee was babbling about

"You know, remember, earlier? On the park bench" Rock Lee said, certain that Sakura was teasing him "come on, I know you do"

"Umm, I'm pretty sure your making this up"

"oh come on, it was on that lonely path, on the park bench, I was wearing green, you were wearing red, with the gourd on you back, it was noon"

"ummm, Lee, at lunch time I was hanging out with Ino"

"Huh? What? Than who did I kiss?"

Eavesdropping nearby, Gaara giggled to himself.


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Translation: Kupo Kupo Kupo Kupo, Send reviews, Kupo Kupo, go cubs, Kupo.