Chapter 18

Inbred Ninja love

The party was going along splendidly, people in togas were dancing to "you make me wanna shout" on its 18th run (what else are you going to play at a toga party?). People had even gotten used to Tenten walking around in the nude, everyone except Temari. She was still pissed at that whore for taking advantage of her boyfriend. She was so mad, every time she saw her, she pressed the button of the shocker (Shikamaru at this point has become deep fried). Jiraya was finished taking pictures of Tenten, and decided to move onto something else. He pulled out a walkie talkie to contact his protégé.

"Grasshopper Perv? Grasshopper perv? This is frog perv, lets reconnaissance in the southward portion of the building"

"This is Grasshopper perv. I hear you loud and clear. Grasshopper perv out"

A minute later, Neji met up with Jiraya.

"so, my young grasshopper, what have you accomplished so far today?

"well ero-senin, I've spiked the punch with the laxatives, rigged the cake to explode, and I put the stink bomb on the back of Kisame's Toga"

"good, good"

"what have you done so far Sensei perv?

"well, I laughed at chicken wuss when he got shocked, took a bunch of pictures of Tenten in the buff a crime , and I've got a great prank staged for later"

"what is it ero-senin?"

"well, I'll give you a hint, it involves him"

Jiraya pointed to Itachi, who was in a deep conversation with a house plant.

"okay sir! I've got it"

"Be sure to resume your mischief young grasshopper perv"

Jiraya disappeared in a puff of smoke. Neji decided it would be best to spend his time doing what he did best, spying on his cousin.

Hinata was on the other side of the room, Naruto was in a conversation with Choji who was eating a table leg . She was standing behind Naruto. She looked like she wanted to strike up a conversation with Naruto, but she was to scared to try. Neji had remembered the advice his sensei gave him "the best time to picked up a girl is when she's insecure and desperate". Neji strolled over to Hinata, ignoring Ino, who was getting pelted by cake no one likes Ino . Neji went up behind his cousin, trying to think of something to say. Uh oh, he was completely blank. Neji swore to himself, he was pathetic. He could take down a spider esque ninja of the sound 4, but he couldn't think of something to say to a girl. Neji ran away in a manner worthy of Hinata, god, he was pathetic. He wanted to leave the party, and now. On his way to the front door, he ran into Kisame, who was wearing a blue toga and a lampshade on his head. He was lying on the ground, to drunk to stand properly, and he smelled like a dumpster (Neji knew why),

"Hey, I know you, your that Neebi kid"

"Neji" he responded, turning his personality back to his usual cruel, soulless self

"Geez your tense, did someone use 1000 years of pain on you or something?"

"No" said Neji "just girl problems"

"Uh huh, well you know what, I can help you with that"

"You can? I always thought you danced on the other side of the room"

"No, I'm just funny like that"

"Oh"

"anyway" said Kisame getting serious (as serious as a person in a blue toga and a lampshade can get) "someone once told me, never lie to yourself, if you love a girl, than tell her, if you don't, then your lying to her and lying to yourself"

"Wow, that's some of the best advice ever! I'm going to confess my love to my cousin right now!" Neji left Kisame, skipping to where he last saw Hinata.

"uhh, cousin?" Kisame wondered what he meant, but he supposed that he mustva been to drunk to hear him right.

Seriously, NejiXHinata, is just creepy. A little while ago, i placed abet with my girlfriend on the subject. We versused in Soul Calibar 3, if i won, NejiXHinata would be considered wrong, if She won, I would have to say that theyre a cute couple. Guess what happened? NejiXHinata are cute.

Lifes funny like that.