Chapter 19

Jiraya clears a room

Meanwhile, Jiraya's plan for a funny way to clear the room was enacted. He walked up to Itachi (who was still engaged in deep conversation with the house plant). Grinning, he decided what the best way to do this was.

"Hey Itachi" Jiraya asked

"Huh?" said Itachi, finally ending his conversation with the inanimate houseplant.

"I understand your blind now, hows that working for you?"

"Well, truthfully, its awful, no one respects the blind fighter, and no one thinks i can do anything"

"You seem pretty depressed about it"

"yup"

Jiraya swooped into his plan.

"You ever seen that show blind justice?"

"Uh, no, why would you ask that?"

"Well, im thinking your just like the cop in it, he was blind too"

"Really?" said Itachi, excited that someone thought that even though he was blind, he could be something

"Sure, you've got the akasuki uniform, which is kinda like a police uniform, you've got the ring, which could be like your badge, all you need is a gun"

"Yeah, I need a gun…."

"Here you go, I happen to have one right here"

"Wow, thanks Jiraya, you're a real pal"

Itachi was so distracted by the feeling of usefulness, he didn't question why Jiraya was carrying a handgun, or the morals of Jiraya (giving a blind guy a handgun equals bad).

"Good luck with the cop thing"

Jiraya tried to slip away unnoticed by the party goers, but he was unfortunate enough to be spotted.

"That was a rather dangerous prank you laid just now"

Jiraya jumped, if he got busted for this, he would be screwed, plain ol screwed. To his surprise, the person that caught him was Gaara, that emo sand kid.

"Uh, I don't suppose your going to rat me out, will you?"

"That's a rather dangerous thing you've done, you could get in a lot of trouble"

"Don't worry, the gun I gave him was full of blanks, it's not like he could hurt someone"

"Maybe I should just ask the ANBU ninjas whether they think it's dangerous, maybe they'll know" said Gaara, smirking slightly

Jiraya pulled Gaara to a corner, checked to make sure no one was listening, and started to whisper to him.

"look kid, if you don't tell anyone, I'll get you something, I'll give you a set of the pictures of Tenten I just took" (once again, a crime).

"No, I don't like Tenten"

"aww come on, she's hot"

"No" said Gaara sullenly

Jiraya was getting desprate, the little sand bastard was toying with him, he had to think fast.

"Is there someone else in the village you want me to get naked pictures of?" (Also a crime)

Gaara suddenly brightened up, he knew who he wanted pictures of, his lovable green wuv muffin.

"Okay" said Gaara, seizing the opportunity to get some yaoi "you get me some naked pictures of Lee, and it's a deal"

Jiraya was shocked at this horrible situation he was in. If Gaara didn't get what he wanted, Jiraya would be busted by the anbu, and most likely go to jail, if he did what he was asked of, it meant spying on a guy and taking naked pictures of him (yet another crime). Jiraya admitted to himself that he was screwed, but he decided to take the lesser of the two. Besides, he reasoned with himself, he could always make Neji or Naruto do it.

"Fine, I'll do it"

Gaara's heart soared, he could finally get some yaoi of his wuv muffin, Gaara skipped off, humming to himself, leaving Jiraya alone.

"God that kids creepy"

Speaking of creepy, Jiraya suddenly saw Neji, he was walking up to the chick in the skimpy toga. Jiraya ran over and grabbed Neji by the collar, dragging him back into the corner. Jiraya pulled him up right and shook him a bit.

"Gasp, Gasp" breathed Neji, desperate for air "what is it perv sensei?"

"The plan is in motion, I gave him the gun full of blanks, but I got spotted doing It, but that person has been, bribed..." Jiraya shuddered slightly when he said 'bribed'

"umm, perv sensei, I have the gun full of blanks."

"Say what?"

Neji pulled out a fake gun, full of those cheesy fake rounds you can buy at a store.

"Holy Crap! What the hell did I give Itachi?"

Meanwhile on the other side of the room, Temari was watching Tenten. The slut was still nude, and just looking at her pissed her off. Temari was shaking with rage, that slut had taken advantage of her boyfriend, she decided to teach her a lesson. Temari walked over to Tenten, who was in conversation with Kimimaru about the joys of going topless. Temari tapped Tenten on her shoulder. As soon as Tenten turned around, Temari slapped her in the face.

"You Friggin slut! I'll kill you!"

Tenten and Temari proceeded to fight to the death.

People started to gather around the two girls wrestling on the ground. They Started to cheer them on and place bets on the likely winner. As thrilled as the party goers were that there was a chick fight going on, it didn't last for long. A certain Blind ninja had heard 'I'll kill you' and thought it was directed at him.

"Sasuke, is that you! Its time to finish our fight! And this time, I'm armed!"

Itachi then pulled out the gun and began shooting random shots into the ceiling

Most party goers were faced with a dilemma, watch a chick fight where one of the girls are nude and risk getting shot, or running like hell. Naruto chose the second one.

"AHH! BLIND GUY WITH A GUN! RUN! BELIEVE IIITTTTTTT!" shouted Naruto, jumping out a window.

I just got back from my short vacation to the Wisconsin dells, and i've got to say, it really kinda sucked.

Anyway, thanks for sending reviews, and just so you know, 'wake me up when the world ends' is my girlfriend, and tears of the hidden is her friend who thinks that Tsunade is god.

School starts on Tuesday, thats going to really suck. Im probably going to have less time to write my story then.

Oh, and I just bought the love Hina novel, and have already finished it, its a good read, I feel really sorry for Keitaro ("I don't get girls")

Until next time, every time a yaoi is made, a puppy dies, an Angel looses its wings, and Keitaro gets a Naru Punch (owwww)