Chapter 20

The next day…

The next day, all the nins were assembling at the school. The night before, the party ended earlier then most would've wanted, but no one wants to stick around when a blind guy starts to fire a gun randomly. Don't worry, no one was hurt, except Shikamaru, who had some rather bad shock injuries on his neck. Oh, and Tobi was hurt too, but no one really cared.

Anyway, school continued for other classes, but Narutos class was differnt, since their regular teacher was in a rehab center for his root beer problem, they only had one class today.

In the classroom, the desks were arranged in a 4x4 manner, in the front row, it was Rock Lee, Sakura (talking to Lee) , Haku, and Kimimaru (telling Haku he isn't gay). In the second row, it was Gaara (right behind Rock Lee, and was drawing LeeXGaara chibi), Choji (eating a portion of his desk), Kiba (he still has the moogle), and Tenten. In the 3rd row, it was Temari, Shikamaru (needs to stay close to Temari), Shino (his hunnies were in a different class) and Ino. In the back was Kankuro (playing with dolls under his desk) and Naruto (spouting 'believe it' every other time he talked). Neji and Hinata weren't at school (they're rich, so their home schooled, its a clan thing). Everyone was doing their own thing, when suddenly, the door opened, and a ninja with a toothpick in his mouth walked in.

"Hello class, in Genma, and I'll be your teacher for the next hour"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and paid attention. Except for Naruto, who was too busy saying 'believe it' to pay attention.

"Listen up punks, Your teacher is still out, and we cant find a sub, so this will be your only class this week, except for that freaky eyed chic"

No one in the class really expected this, and no one knew what he meant by freaky eyed chic. In the front row, Rock Lee raised his hand.

"Excuse me teacher, but no one has told us, what class is this?"

"ohh, well, this is the sex ed class"

Everyone groaned, except for Tenten

"Oh my god! This is a class? All right, this will be my major!" She said, with a look of destiny in her eyes

"No, it doesn't work like that" said Genma, dismissing Tenten "your not here to have sex, were here to talk about it"

"Oh, darn" Said Tenten, upset

Nearby, Temari was mentally killing Tenten over and over again.

"Little horish bitch" Temari thought "i'll finish what i started last night later"

"Anyway, I'm here to teach you that sex is wrong, dirty, and that you should'nt have it."

Everyone in the class was confused by this. Usually the teachers beat around the bush the entire time. Shikamaru raised his hand.

"Where did you get this lesson plan?"

"The Catholic church"

"ohhh" said the whole class

It makes sense.

"Okay class, our first topic is abstinence. Its important to not have sex before marriage. Okay? Its important that you wait. Everyone here, if you have had sex, raise your hand"

To Genmas surprise, everyone raised their hand.

"Okayyyyyy, well, looks like I'm a little late teaching this subject, now, let me rephrase that, everyone who's had sex with Tenten, raise your hand"

Every single guy in the class kept their hands up. The only person in the class who put their hand down was Shika.

"Liar!" shouted Temari, pulling the shocker out of her purse, and pressing the button.

The whole class started to stare horrified at Shikamaru on the ground, shaking and twitching. Kiba got up to go help him. Temari pulled out her fan and pointed in at Kiba.

"If you wanna be a hero, help him, and I'll kill the frickin rat on your head"

"Sniffle, it's not a rat, it's a moogle!"

"It's an ugly rat!"

"moogle! It's a Moogle!" responded Kiba

Kiba teared up, and started to run out of the room. The moogle on top of his gave Temari the finger as Kiba ran out.

"Okay, Temari, I'm going to have to ask you to keep shocking to a minimum, and stop insulting rats on top of students heads"

Temari sat back down, leaned back while crossing her legs, giving the teacher a look that could be compared to an evil glare.

"I cant promise anything" she remarked smugly

Temari and the teacher stared at each other with burning intensity, the staring contest went on for a half a minute, but was interrupted by something in the back.

"Believe it! Believe it! Believe it!" Said Naruto in the back

Genma broke away from the staring contest to shut Naruto up.

"Uh, funny looking kid in the back? Could you please stop talking so I can continue the lesson?"

Naruto looked like he didn't even hear him, he kept rocking back and forth, spewing the same annoying line.

"Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it!"

"Umm" Genma said, leaning towards the front row "is he alright?"

"No, he's always retarded like this" said Sakura

Suddenly, Naruto seized up. He had some silly smile frozen on his face, then he fell over onto Kankuro.

"AAAIIEEE!" screamed Kankuro, who was so shocked he threw his dolls up in the air

"uhh, is He all right?" asked Kimimaru from his desk

"I'm fine! Those aren't my dolls! Their Gaaras! I'm Fine! I don't have a problem!" Kankuro said, trying to hide them all

"I was talking about Naruto" said Kimimaru

"Hmmm" Genma walked over and checked him out, he had a rather serious look on his face "okay, I've gotta consult Tsunade about this, class dismissed"

Everyone started to file out of the classroom, while walking out, Gaara was thinking to himself "I don't have any dolls, that liar. Actually, giggle, I do have one"

Gaara pulled a chibi Rock Lee doll from his pocket, on the shirt of the doll; it said 'wuv muffin'.

"what a class of freaks" said Genma, looking at the empty classroom "well, gotta get him out of there" he said, dragging Naruto "Gotta take him to the hospital and... HEY! GET OUTTA HERE!"

Choji was still in the classroom, he had finished his desk, and started to work on Haku's. Choji looked sad for a second, but then ran out of the room.

"sigh, I need a new job" muttered Genma

School starts tomorrow for me, its a sad thing really. The worse part is that I have this quote running through my head, and it won't go away.

"Looks like my summer vacation, is over..."

Oh well, a cookie to however gets where thats from.

Oh, and a little heads up about future chapters, I have a pretty long one coming up, and out of everything i've done so far, its my favorite chapter, so you can look forward to that.

Oh, and do me a favor and don't ask where i got 'wuv muffin' from