Chapter 21

What do guys do when their bored

It was around Lunchtime, since the ill fated sex ed class ended early, the nins were looking around for something to do. Rock Lee, Kimimaru, Haku, and Shino were sitting on a picnic table trying to think of a way to burn an afternoon.

"We could, spend the afternoon practicing our kunai knifes" suggested Kimi

"Lame" said Shino, in that concise manner of his

"We could, watch 24 again" suggested Kimi again

"Nah, that show is too predictable" said Haku eating a rice ball

"We could, write fanfiction parodies about Naruto" suggested Kimi, starting to get pissed that no one liked his ideas

"Nah, I got the best idea ever!" said Rock Lee "lets train"

"no, i've got a better idea" suggested Haku "we could spend the day writing and drawing Yaoi!"

Everyone in the group groaned. No one had any ideas what to do. Even Shino couldn't hang with his groupies they were still in school . Haku was a bit disappointed that no one liked his Yaoi Idea.

"What are the girls doing?" asked Shino

"Theyre having some kind of girls night thingie" said Haku

"How do you know?" asked Shino

"They told me no guys were allowed, and yet they invited me, I wonder why?"

"Uhhhh, I have a vague idea" said Kimi

"What is it?"

"Never mind"

"Hey, I got an idea!" said Rock Lee excitedly "we can have an all guys party! We can have it at my dojo!"

"Uh, an all guys party?" asked Shino "sounds kinda gay"

"It's not gay" said Haku "and its called an alternate lifestyle"

Hmm, Shino thought this through, was it a good idea to invite a gay guy to a party for guys? Hmmm, probably not, but its not like anything else was going on tonight.

"Uh, so, Rock, who are you going to invite to this shindig?"

"Let's see" said Rock Lee, counting on his fingers "Theres, Me, you, Haku, Kimi, Neji, Kankuro, Kiba, Choji…"

"Let me stop you there" interrupted Kimi "that little fattie eats everything, bad idea"

"Fine, no Choji, how about Shika?"

"He's on the short lease" said Haku "Temari won't let him go, I wish I was on a short leash…."

Everyone there thought It would probably be best to ignore that last part.

"Uh, well" continued Lee "I think Naruto is going to be in the hospital for a while, so how about Kakashi?"

"Why not" said Kimi

"Okay, I suppose that's it" said Lee

"Uh, you forgot some people, you forgot Akasuki and Gaara"

"Uh, I don't think either of those are good ideas" said Lee "Itachi still has that gun, and If you invite one Akasuki, you have to invite them all, which will be a total pain, also, Gaaras been acting weird around me"

"what do you mean?" asked Haku

"whenever I'm around him, he does this deranged giggle, like he wants to tear my head off" said Rock Lee

"You don't get it?" asked Haku, wondering how thick Lee was "you dont understand what hes doing?"

"don't get what?"

"The giggling, the blushing, the Chibi doll he has of you"

"Maybe he's just weird like that" said Lee

Haku sighed, how could Lee not pick it up? Haku owed it to Gaara to tell him what's up.

"well" said Haku, getting up "I'll go get some food for the party, and before I go, can one of you tell me why the girls invited me to that party?"

Shino, Kimimaru, and Rock Lee looked at each other for an answer, then at the same time they looked at Haku and said simultaneously.

"Not a clue"

"okay" Haku disappeared in a puff of smoke.

All the nins sighed.

"its because he looks like a chick" said Shino

"And because hes 'sensitive" said Kimimaru

"And because hes gay, why do chicks dig gay guys, why?" said Rock Lee, thinking about Sakura's ex-crush.

"if that was true, then the chicks would dig Kimimaru" said Shino

"YOU BUG BASTARD! I"LL KILL YOU" Yelled Kimimaru

Thats right, Kimi had finally snapped. Think twice before you call Kimi gay.

Kimi jumped off the table, did a flip in the air, and landed 10 ft away from the table. Kimi turned around and went into a battle stance, and those spike bones came out of his back (hehe, a boner). Kimi charged at Shino on the park bench. After he beat up the popular ladies man, he wouldn't be considered to be gay anymore. He was fighting for his manhood. He had to win, he was going to win/ Kimimaru closed the distance between the two.

"Prepare to loose" Said Kimi, winding up his fist

In a flash, the battle was over. Kimi lay on the ground unconscious. Shino hadn't even moved. Rock Lee was amazed.

"Whoa! Howd you do that Shino? You didn't even seem to move!"

Shino got up to look at the unconscious Kimi "Thats cause I didn't move"

Lee was confused.

"Then what took him out?"

Shino bent down and looked at something lying on the ground next to Kimi's head. He picked up the mystery object, looking it over.

"What is it?" asked Lee

Shino looked up at Lee, and said "he was knocked out by a flying empty Root Beer bottle"

Why did I write a comedy fanfic? Simple, its cause I can't write anything else. Whenever i write action, Its always to short and not descriptive enough. I can't write poetry to save my life. I think the horror genre is stupid. Sci Fi and Mystery require too much planning, and Romance... I could write a book on why I can't write that. Any time I try to do a romance scene, it comes out a bit blunt. In My story, It was hard enough to put Gaara and Lee togather, writing a romance is hard, but trying to write a Yaoi is even harder. Those Fangirls must be in super Advanced English or something.

The next Chapter is the big one I said, as far as my chapters go, its about 2x or 3x bigger than what I usually write.

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