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5. Attack Of MJ & The Boys

One day, Celine was reading the Daily Prophet when she noticed someone strange in a picture. It was a Muggle named Michael Jackson. She first thought his name was pronounced Michelle, but Michael was a man…in a way.

"Listen to this," Celine nudged Morganne and Sheena.

"Huh?" they turned their heads.

"A Muggle named Michael Jackson found out about wizarding schools, and is threatening to tell all the other Muggles unless the ministry does what he asked," Celine said.

"What does he want?" Morganne asked.

"A school under his command. Boys ages six to eleven would attend," Celine read. "He plans on preparing them for something."

"Nobody's ever 'prepared' me," Sheena frowned.

"Sheena!" Both of them yelled.

"What? What did I say?"

"Nothing Sheena," Morganne rolled her eyes, "I just can't believe our world might be in newspapers…television…EVERYTHING!"

"We have to report this! Before Michael gets to Sheena's little brother!"

"Yeah…how horrible."

Suddenly, music started to play blasting into the Hall. The grand oak doors opened and there stood a man in a velvet red suit with a white glove on one of his hands.

"OH NO! IT'S MJ!" Celine yelled, pointing towards the man.

The music playing ended up being one of MJ's songs, "Thriller."

Maybe Morganne, Celine, and Sheena were the only one's who knew about MJ. But one by one, students looked at MJ, then the Prophet, than at MJ again.

"Holy sh…" A kid almost yelled in the hall.

"We got to get out of here!" Celine said, to Morganne and Sheena.

"We need to do something about MJ first!" Sheena convinced them.

"I got it…" Morganne stood up on the bench and reached for her wand, "IMMOBULUS!"

Michael continued dancing.

"I'm Immu-ooo-ne to magic. Whoo-ooo!" MJ grabbed his crotch. "What the-" his smile disappeared. "I lost them!" He continued groping himself. "I lost my-"

"I'll help you find your-"

"No thanks!" MJ smiled when he saw Snape…dragging a first year. "But he can help me!" Michael grabbed the boy and ran to dungeons.

"We have to stop him!" Morganne yelled. "Super Duper Squad-,"

"UNITE!" They all stuck their hand in the middle and transformed into Superheroes.

Celine was Creature, Sheena was Girl of Speed, and Morganne was Flame Cinder.

"What the fu-," The same kid didn't finish his sentence.

Creature, Girl of Speed, and Flame Cinder disappeared and they reappeared in the dungeon.

"Stop right there MJ!" Morganne yelled.

"Oh…oh my! Hee-hee!"

"Good god!" Sheena exclaimed. "This man is half-naked!" Sheena picked up speed and threw clothes at MJ.

"Thanks Sheena. My eyes were bleeding." Celine said.

"You bleed out blood?" Sheena asked, grossed out.

Celine looked at her and drips of blood fell from her left eye.

"Yeah…I'm the Creature remember?"

"Oh…"

"Anyway…" Morganne grabbed the little boy and pulled him away from Mr. Jackson. "Now that we've saved him from clutches of evil-"

"Hee-hee, I'm the Child Molester!"

"The Child Molester? That's great!" Morganne said sarcastically.

"Can you just put him on fire, Morganne?"

"Love to."

Suddenly, MJ disappeared and they never saw him again…Or will they?? DUN-DUN-DUN