Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B
Chapter Two
After making a quick trip to the nearby Wal-Mart to buy some Febreze, the English teacher led everyone to a blocked-off hallway in a remote corner of the school. When they entered, a familiar student with an even more familiar taser jumped up. "Oh. It's just you all. I thought you were Student B and her flunkies," Student Y said. Deidara's eyes immediately narrowed. He hadn't forgotten that Student B had put him in a coma four months earlier.
"Is that bitch still causing trouble-un?" he asked, ready to attack. Student Y nodded sadly.
"The reason we called you here is because all of the teachers except the English teacher are either missing or dead," she said. "Student B attacks us almost constantly, and she has most of the other students on her side. We only have me, X, Z, 24, 789, and 333."
"Is Flora OK?" Zetsu asked worriedly. Y stared blankly at him.
"Who's Flora?" she asked.
"The venus-fly-trap that used to be in the Biology room," Kisame explained. Zetsu nodded.
"Yeah, she's fine," Student 789 said, pushing his glasses up his nose. "I take her some fresh flies every day, but she's stuck in the Biology room...":
"DON'T WORRY FLORA I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!" he yelled. Tobi looked sideways at Deidara.
"Do you want me to go screaming to save you like that?" he asked. Deidara edged away slowly.
"So what is your
plan?" Sasuke asked.
"You all will take the same jobs you
did before," the English teacher said. "Students still attend
classes, so you'll just teach as if nothing was wrong."
"Sounds OK to me," Ino said.
"Understood," Gaara added.
But it was easier said than done. All of the students were still bobbing up and down, and no one seemed to be able to get a straight answer as to WHY. "If you do not tell me you will find yourselves in excruciating pain for the next 72 hours," Itachi warned.
"None of you will be allowed to nap in class if you don't tell me what exactly you are doing," Shikamaru threatened.
"I'll buy you ramen if you just tell me what the bobbing's for," Naruto offered.
"I'm hungry and YOU'RE on the menu. If you want to get OFF the menu, then you'll tell me why you're bobbing!" Zetsu yelled.
Eventually, a student named Student S finally muttered to Kankuro, "Student B demands that we bob up and down all the time if we don't want to cross her. And you didn't hear it from me."
"Why?" Kankuro asked.
"I don't want to be targeted by her. And I suggest that you get out while you still can."
Elsewhere, in the blocked-off hallway, Deidara was plotting. "I WILL take my revenge on her. I haven't forgiven her. I won't forgive her-un."
"You can borrow my taser!" Student Y said brightly.
"No. I must do this on my own-un."
To Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
The Up-and-down thing really happened at my school. I don't know WHAT it was for, and I don't know WHY everyone was doing it, but I added it here. Who knows, maybe it was part of some conspiracy! Eh, I should just quit while I'm ahead, yeah?
Thank you to my reviewers:D
-GoesKaboom