Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B

Chapter Three

"What the hell is going on here?!" Student B screeched. "Why are those stupid teachers back? And why the hell have X, Y, Z, 24, 789, and 333 ... heh heh... not been DISPOSED of yet? They're blocking my plans to rule this school!"

"I apologize, Student B-sama," Student 301 said. "We're still trying to figure out the substitute's plans. And Y has that taser. We must proceed with caution."

"I don't care if you get your ass kicked, I want them out of this school!" The terrified Student 301 murmured his apologies and scuttled away. Student B kicked back.

"Aah, I love my life," she said aloud. "Now I guess I'll go to Algebra."

"Class, today I am going to go watch my beloved Deidara-sempai teach a class! You all can stay here and do your bobbing thing the whole class period!" Tobi said cheerfully. "I don't feel like teaching!"

"Who is Deidara, again?" Student B asked. The whole classroom shut up immediatly.

"Uh... he's the teacher you put in a coma, Student B-sama," a nervous girl said. Student B smirked.

"If the Algebra teacher is in love with him, I believe I can make this work to my advantage," she chuckled sinisterly. She took out a piece of stationary that read From the Desk of the Sexy Goddess Almighty Ruler Supreme of This Wretched School and wrote a note on it."O! 4784! Get over here!" Students O and 4784 appeared by her side.

"Take this note to Tobi. And make sure he reads it. Bring his response, stat."

"Yes!" they replied in unison.

"And the rest of you: START BOBBING!"

"What? You mean that Student B-sama will GIVE me Deidara-sempai if I kill Students X, Y, and Z?" Tobi asked incredulously.

"That's right!" Student O said.

"Yep!" Student 4784 added.

"I don't know... it seems too good to be true!" Tobi shreiked with delight.

"Chill, dude. Student B-sama always keeps her promises," Student O replied.

"Of course! Of course I'll destroy them! True love will win!"

"Yeesh, he's so creepy," Student 4784 muttered to Student O, who chided him, saying,

"If it's good for Student B-sama, then it should be good for you!"

Two figures were walking toward the school. "You DUMBASS! If we hadn't had to stop for an hour so you could do your stupid RITUAL than we would have been there by now!"

"Well, it's your fault we missed the meeting of everyone to go on this trip AGAIN because you were too busy watching Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!"

"Hey, there was purpose to that! And we didn't get to go the FIRST time because YOU didn't want to go on the mission because of you religious holiday!"

"Shut up and walk, dumbass! That school is in desperate need of a religion teacher, so let's move it!"

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

Yes, the two people talking at the end of the chapter are Hidan and Kakuzu, but they won't be having a major role in the story until around chapter five or six.

Tobi seriously is obsessed. I feel bad for poor Deidara! I mean, someone is going to kill so they can have him? That's a little...uh... EXTREME.

Thanks for reading!

-GoesKaboom